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Re:A cartoon intro to WebAssembly by tannhaeuser on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @04:00AM (#13762351)
Brilliant.

More fecalia-themed names:

AssAssassin

SafeAss

MyAss

OpenAss

Re:A cartoon intro to WebAssembly by tannhaeuser on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @05:21AM (#13762688)
You can also combine it:

SafeMyAss

OpenMyAss