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Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News by vacri on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @02:25AM (#13761986)
> literally all of whom are actual rocket scientists

This is patently false. Some of us are actual brain surgeons!

Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News by scandox on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @04:21AM (#13762441)
Brain surgery: it isn't Rocket science.
Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News by mikhailfranco on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @05:51AM (#13762805)
Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News by scandox on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @06:18AM (#13762901)
Caught me! Great sketch