Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News
by windlessstorm on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @02:47AM
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>A blogspammer posts an amazing finding: immigrants hang out with other immigrants. Hackernews is frantic to post about how uninterested they are in stupid things like sports and music, and how that lack of interest hasn't stopped them from making friends with other hipsters.
Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News
by WillyOnWheels on Tuesday February 28, 2017 @10:39PM
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> Russia addresses their worst nuclear contamination problem by putting a shed on it.
Ukraine would like a word with you.
Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News
by yellowapple on Tuesday February 28, 2017 @10:46PM
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That's Ukraine's problem now, not Russia's :)
The rest of the world helped pay for the shed, so it became all of our problems.
> literally all of whom are actual rocket scientists
This is patently false. Some of us are actual brain surgeons!
Brain surgery: it isn't Rocket science.
Re:Satirical Summaries of Hacker News
by mikhailfranco on Wednesday March 01, 2017 @05:51AM
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The Muskonauts figured out why their shit exploded. Hackernews, literally all of whom are actual rocket scientists, wonders if unit tests could have helped.
Russia addresses their worst nuclear contamination problem by putting a shed on it. Hackernews trades photos of the devastation and bitches about people getting paid money to work on the shed.
An astronaut has passed away. He retired from NASA in 1976, since which time humanity has been phoning it in with this whole space-travel scene. Half of Hackernews recognizes this as the massive failure it is; the other half seizes the opportunity to virtue-signal about all the other problems nobody's fixing.