Perhaps we can fork it, rename it and offer very expensive business class support so your VP can feel good about using "IronTardigradeDB" :)
Re:CockroachDB beta-20161013
by throwawasiudy on Thursday February 16, 2017 @05:30PM
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I had the same issue with another tool I used called "agent ransack". The solution is simple, offer the same product with a different name to corporate clients. They have a different download called "file locator pro" that's literally exactly the same, without the bad name.
Guess which one we use in the office?
The other names you mentioned have a more silly connotation then bad or gross but I understand your point.
I will still serve as an example of somebody that will avoid cockroach db due to name alone so there's at least one of us out there