Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]
by eps on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @02:07AM
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Except, of course, it wasn't a colonel, but a Chukcha.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]
by pandaman on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @02:23AM
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It is almost the same and easier to understand for non-Russians.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf]
by sAbakumoff on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @03:22AM
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I think that a Chukchi could be more intelligent than USSR army colonel :)
Since the spaceship was technically a military vessel there had to be an officer on board during the mission so a Red Army Colonel had been sent in the same mission with Belka and Strelka (the dogs). As it gets into the orbit a radio communication is established with the Flight Control Center.
Center: Belka, come in!
Belka: woof
Center: Transmit the navigation data, over.
Belka: woof, woof!
[The data transmission completes]
Center: Strelka, come in!
Strelka: woof
Center: You need to fire engine #3 for 5 seconds to correct course, over.
Strelka: woof, woof!
[The observation detects engine firing]
Center: Comrade Colonel, come in.
Colonel: Woof!
Center: Don't "woof" at me, feed the dogs and don't touch anything there, over.