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Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by sandworm101 on Monday February 06, 2017 @11:42PM (#13587088)
That assumes that the speaking dog is a trick. This is hell. This is the afterlife. If dogs are there then they have souls. Id expect such beings to communicate as effectively as anyone else. My first read was that the dog was informing the devil of his mistreatment. We cannot assume that the devil was being completely clear as to how he would judge the excersise. The russian did not win.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by pc86 on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @09:25AM (#13589526)
Did you ever have someone parse a joke so completely that stripped all comedy from it?
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by seanp2k2 on Wednesday February 08, 2017 @05:17AM (#13597174)
Yes
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by andrei_says_ on Monday February 06, 2017 @11:53PM (#13587141)
If you want to take it there, my reading is that the (ordinary, non-speaking) dog was in dog hell and the Russian was its particular type of hell.
Re:CIA Declassified Coldwar Russian Jokes [pdf] by jacobush on Tuesday February 07, 2017 @05:57AM (#13588553)
The story never gives away who won, if any of them. If Satan is taking the task in earnest, of weeding out the worst of them, of course the Russian lost and the German won. But, this being a very dark joke, Satan could have chosen to defer the worst of them to purgatory just for the heck of it.