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Re:SpaceX returns to flight with Falcon 9 rocket launch by robryk on Saturday January 14, 2017 @06:09PM (#13401169)
> Humanity holds the record for the fastest awe to yawn delta.

Among what species?

Re:SpaceX returns to flight with Falcon 9 rocket launch by BurningFrog on Saturday January 14, 2017 @07:26PM (#13401513)
Cats are still deeply awed by the laser pointer.
Re:SpaceX returns to flight with Falcon 9 rocket launch by agumonkey on Saturday January 14, 2017 @06:20PM (#13401219)
I'm sure aliens appreciated the effort longer.
Re:SpaceX returns to flight with Falcon 9 rocket launch by zcdziura on Saturday January 14, 2017 @08:21PM (#13401761)
Pretty sure it's just a joke.