I think you have an idealistic view of the way normal people use computers, making an absolute statement like "ever".

Here's an example of a "normal" person with 1250 of them: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/4urdh...

It's not a unique occurrence: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/5iixe...

Don't you think the fact that it was submitted to /r/talesfromtechsupport implies that it was something of note, and that a handful of people offering of anecdotes of their own bizarre encounter with a tab hoarder support my claim that it's not the way most people use a browser?

My point is that you didn't say "it's not the way most people use a browser", you said that normal people don't "ever" use that many tabs. You made an overly absolute statement and I'm refuting it.

I concede that. But your initial use of "nobody" is also overly absolute.

That was someone else, not me.

Yes I'm obviously an extreme example but the fact is, people who own a MacBook Pro are multitasking on it. They're not running one tab in just Safari with nothing else open.

Right, I never meant to defend the CR test methodology here... it's pretty absurd.