Re:The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars
by johnward on Thursday December 15, 2016 @11:03AM
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Things like this are why it takes me 3 months and numerous trips to the bank to get a home equity loan. I also need to provide proof of what I was going to do with the money. On the plus side I got to witness the loan agent having to use a typewriter in 2016.
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Re:The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars
by brianwawok on Thursday December 15, 2016 @12:20PM
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I got a HELOC in the US in 1 trip to the bank and about 30 minutes. Was so easy. No typewriter either.
Re:The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars
by johnward on Friday December 16, 2016 @09:02AM
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Maybe it was just my credit union then. It seemed excessive. It wasn't more than a car loan which I can do in about an hour.
Re:The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars
by ensignavenger on Thursday December 15, 2016 @12:43PM
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Many people do it entirely on-line, and the bank sends a notary to their house to do the final paperwork!
Re:The bank lent me $2m so I spent it on strippers and cars
by brianwawok on Thursday December 15, 2016 @04:45PM
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My mortgage refi was in house... my heloc didn't work out that way.. but would have been cool if it did.