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Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by nickthemagicman on Friday December 09, 2016 @12:53PM (#13140338)
All someone has to do is write a JS->brainfuck transpiler and we could have this.
Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by hobofan on Friday December 09, 2016 @05:41PM (#13142502)
I'd really like to see that. I'm eager to build a small program that takes style offenses like nested ternary operators and replaces them with a still functional brainfuck equivalent, to highlight how anoying that style of programming is to read.
Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by nickthemagicman on Friday December 09, 2016 @07:58PM (#13143299)
Thats hilarious lol Or some of those rediculously dense ruby one liners could fit the bill too.
Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by this-dang-guy on Friday December 09, 2016 @04:54PM (#13142176)
How about one where style pages via bf->js->sass->css
Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by DrJones1098 on Friday December 09, 2016 @05:32PM (#13142438)
I mean yeah but this is javascript. Only 3 phases of transpilation is for noobs.

brainfuck->typescript->es6->via babel->es5->postCss plugins->sass->css->transpiled to react components->transpiled to an Angular 2 project->to webcomponents->transpiled to ArnoldC language->transpiled to a Turing complete Shopify liquid template-> commonjs and browserified->rails sprocket pipeline->then piped to /dev/null

It's not easy being a Javascript Ninja/Rockstar.

Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by msiggy on Friday December 09, 2016 @10:08PM (#13143779)
the pipe to /dev/null made it all worth it
Re:Show HN: A partial HTTP server written in brainfuck exten... by this-dang-guy on Friday December 09, 2016 @07:37PM (#13143191)
/Slowclap :D