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Re:The Unsound Playground: Java and Scala's Type Systems are... by trendkill on Monday November 28, 2016 @01:54AM (#13053867)
A joke from my childhood:

  Man goes to doctor, 
  and says:
  
  "Gee, doc, it 
   really hurts 
   when I do this."

  Doctor replies:

  "Then don't do that."
Re:The Unsound Playground: Java and Scala's Type Systems are... by paulddraper on Monday November 28, 2016 @02:32AM (#13053983)
Two men stand on a bridge. The first leans on the railing, which gives way and sends him over the edge.

Horrified, the second looks around and spots a civil engineer. Engineer shrugs and says, "Don't do that."

Re:The Unsound Playground: Java and Scala's Type Systems are... by TeMPOraL on Monday November 28, 2016 @03:26AM (#13054143)
Ha ha. Funny joke. Now let's get back to discussing the future applications of JavaScript in air travel...

;).

Re:The Unsound Playground: Java and Scala's Type Systems are... by zphds on Tuesday November 29, 2016 @04:00PM (#13066247)
"Don't do that"