They may be located somewhere in the forest of continental post-structuralism somewhere between Derrida and Deleuze, even though this is a very structuralist assertion in a way, a contradiction that we shall embrace anyways. I wanted to deconstruct the data post-structures from Clojure and Scala following. The outcome is that I wrote code that I can barely understand, something that while burying my engineering career and speeking poorly of my intellectual abilities, might open me doors of the philosophical heavens.