That's not accurate at all, and if you're intending a joke based on the article misrepresents its contents.

It is clear you - or anyone close to you - have never suffered from depression, because these types of comments are actually very pervasive, and extremely unhelpful.

I can tell, you are not a fan of dark humour. Understanding depression has nothing to do with it.

Dark humor, especially when it flirts with Poe's law, can't succeed without competent execution. Perhaps you are good at it in other contexts. In this one, you're catastrophically failing. You should stop.

That's depressing...

Stop being a troll. It isn't funny.

Read this then: http://newsthump.com/2016/08/19/depression-sufferer-makes-co...

That's what I keep telling my amputee friend too - just walk it off.

You see, this is actually funny because there's a pun there. Parent is either a troll or has no sense of humor, or both.

It's funny, but it is still the sort of joke that best comes from someone in the same predicament (or from a really close friend), and isn't particularly suitable for most public fora.

I'm disgusted with myself that I laughed at this...