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Re:Tesla Software Update 8.0 by zyx321 on Friday September 23, 2016 @05:13AM (#12563287)
>6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

Oh, how we laughed.

Re:Tesla Software Update 8.0 by mhandley on Friday September 23, 2016 @09:00AM (#12564215)
> 10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off." Three out of ten; that's better than most lists of predictions of the future. Now, if rumours are to be believed, we'll see number 5 shortly.