Then the 1000x engineer explains:
"You are confused because you do not understand Tao. Only a fool expects rational behavior from his fellow humans. Why do you expect it from a machine that humans have constructed? Computers simulate determinism; only Tao is perfect.
The rules of programming are transitory; only Tao is eternal. Therefore, you must contemplate Tao before you receive Enlightenment."
"But how will I know when I have received Enlightenment?" asks the 100x engineer.
"Your program will run correctly," replies the 1000x engineer.
Sure, anyone can find the answer if they already know where to look.
FWIW, I always start with a full system profile including all thread states when debugging mysterious performance issues, precisely because "the problem is in another process" is such a common occurrence. This is also why it's important to use a sampling profiler specifically.