Take a look at /r/bodyweightfitness: https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness. They've put together a routine for beginners that is excellent: https://www.reddit.com/r/bodyweightfitness/wiki/kb/recommend...
No matter what: Lift heavy shit over your head properly, repeat, and you will get strong.
If you're looking for the README.md just going with StrongLifts works for a wide segment of people.
Lots of people have different opinions and systems of fitness but just keep that truth in mind.
(edit: I'm trying to ask the same question as the sister comment by PeterP)