Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn

Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by stephanfroede on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:33AM (#12016313)

Job Ad Title: Warp Engineer with at least 5years hands-on needed

You should have a solid knowledge of operating Planck length structures.

N-Dimensional and Indeterministic Modelling are mandatory.

Apply fast, ship will leave earth within the next 2 weeks.

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Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by blantonl on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:48AM (#12016440)

I have 5 year of OS/2 Warp experience. Does that count?

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Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by drivingmenuts on Friday July 01, 2016 @01:23PM (#12017989)

I'm your huckleberry. I can do such a ridiculous Scottish accent that when everything is going right, it still sounds like it's all gone to hell. And when it all goes to hell, no one will know the difference.

Slight problem with voice-activated devices.

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