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Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by nfriedly on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:17AM (#12016175)
I'm almost afraid to ask which two sentences came from real job descriptions..
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by amyjess on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:31AM (#12016293)
I'm guessing this is one of them:

> Yes you’ll get all the usual benefits, but if you’re really going for perks, Google is your best bet! If you want to make an impact, then please apply.

Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by daw___ on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:43AM (#12016390)
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by cdubzzz on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:31AM (#12016294)
My guesses (two sentence _pairs_):

> Plan on working ~100+ hours a week during sprints. If that scares you, don’t apply.

> Yes you’ll get all the usual benefits, but if you’re really going for perks, Google is your best bet! If you want to make an impact, then please apply.

Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by TeMPOraL on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:41AM (#12016368)
I'm betting on:

> We’ll have a large variety of alcohol in the office as well as an assortment of video games for the perfect frat environment

I recall a (short-lived?) trend a year or two ago of startups offering free beer as a perk, and generally trying to describe themselves like a frathouse.

Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by throwaway2016a on Friday July 01, 2016 @11:05AM (#12016635)
Having beer, fine. Describing yourself as a frat house seems both a bit sexist and immature. I believe you but it's a bit appalling. But I supposed it's a good signal for people looking to apply.
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn by strictnein on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:40AM (#12016362)
My guess:

> "Equity: 0.1% - 2% for the ‘right person’."