Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by nfriedly on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:17AM
(#12016175)
I'm almost afraid to ask which two sentences came from real job descriptions..
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Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by amyjess on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:31AM
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I'm guessing this is one of them:
> Yes you’ll get all the usual benefits, but if you’re really going for perks, Google is your best bet! If you want to make an impact, then please apply.
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by cdubzzz on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:31AM
(#12016294)
My guesses (two sentence _pairs_):
> Plan on working ~100+ hours a week during sprints. If that scares you, don’t apply.
> Yes you’ll get all the usual benefits, but if you’re really going for perks, Google is your best bet! If you want to make an impact, then please apply.
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by TeMPOraL on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:41AM
(#12016368)
I'm betting on:
> We’ll have a large variety of alcohol in the office as well as an assortment of video games for the perfect frat environment
I recall a (short-lived?) trend a year or two ago of startups offering free beer as a perk, and generally trying to describe themselves like a frathouse.
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by throwaway2016a on Friday July 01, 2016 @11:05AM
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Having beer, fine. Describing yourself as a frat house seems both a bit sexist and immature. I believe you but it's a bit appalling. But I supposed it's a good signal for people looking to apply.
Re:Wanted: Ninja Rockstar Code Monkey Hacker Unicorn
by strictnein on Friday July 01, 2016 @10:40AM
(#12016362)
My guess:
> "Equity: 0.1% - 2% for the ‘right person’."