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Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by Animats on Tuesday May 24, 2016 @11:36PM (#11767500)
This is about typical for "amateur director meets clueless rich guy" projects. There are lists of movie flops, but they usually only include movies that shipped. Wikipedia has a list of unreleased films.[1] If you read the trades (Variety and The Hollywood Reporter), you can read about many other projects that started production but didn't ship.

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Unreleased_films

Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by coredog64 on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @01:22AM (#11767806)
The book "Tales From Development Hell" has backstories on some interesting movies that never got made. It was fascinating to read about some of the complications that you'd never think about.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by Agathos on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @10:32AM (#11770010)
I read somewhere (Wikipedia, I suppose) that Wreck-It Ralph was in development hell for decades. Long enough for its target audience to grow up into nostalgic 30-somethings.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by quasse on Tuesday May 24, 2016 @09:48PM (#11767116)
This film sounds like what would happen if you purchased the components of a blockbuster from Aliexpress and then had them pieced together by China's Tommy Wiseau.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by DiabloD3 on Tuesday May 24, 2016 @10:32PM (#11767298)
On that description alone, I want to see it.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by system16 on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @04:32AM (#11768429)
Fascinating, but not surprising for anyone who's spent any time or done business in China. For more reading, an expat cast as an extra in this film kept a diary: http://beijingcream.com/2014/07/deep-trouble-on-the-set-of-e...
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by Shivetya on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @08:04AM (#11769129)
The trailer didn't look bad in spots. Reminded me of a mix of Hollywood's epic movies set in Egypt and similar of the 50s/60s... the effects were off and on good looking. Still its so odd seeing a "Chinese" movie and everyone is white
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by verytvse on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @12:27PM (#11770981)
> Jiang told him that he planned to cast foreign actors in the lead roles and wanted to tailor the movie for international distribution.

I wonder if it irks him that the Chinese film which has made the most money ever in the history of Chinese cinema (US$553.8 million so far, even beating Hollywood films in China) is a film called "The Mermaid."

And it features a completely Chinese main cast and the story is geared towards the Chinese audience.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mermaid_%282016_film%29

Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by studentrob on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @02:01PM (#11771757)
> I wonder if it irks him that the Chinese film which has made the most money ever in the history of Chinese cinema

Why should it? That's awesome.

Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by studentrob on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @07:43AM (#11769027)
Since this story and thread seem to be about failure..

Here's a film made in China I did like, called Ocean Heaven, starring Jet Li

It's a drama and touching story about a single father and his disabled son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWAknxhWNZI

Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by ChuckMcM on Tuesday May 24, 2016 @11:00PM (#11767400)
Oddly that preview felt like I was in Vashj'ir in World of Warcraft watching a whale shark swim by.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by ucaetano on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @10:37AM (#11770048)
If you made a few changes to the article, I'd bet it was talking about Waterworld!
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by Steko on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @12:31AM (#11767668)
It's like the Jiro Nishi sub-plot from The Big Hit come to life.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by x0x0 on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @03:21AM (#11768182)
Taste the Golden Spray!
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by tcfunk on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @09:51AM (#11769729)
I feel like this would have translated better as a videogame
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by fiftyacorn on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @07:58AM (#11769096)
i always think this sort of thing is for the tax break
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by nealrs on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @09:33AM (#11769600)
headline had me thinking -- Waterworld?
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by hinkley on Tuesday May 24, 2016 @09:10PM (#11766938)
Are all Atavist articles designed to be so distracting, or is it just this one?
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by WiseWeasel on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @12:45AM (#11767704)
I had to fight the urge to close the tab each time one of those damn sea creatures lazily swam in front of the text I'm trying to read, but the fascinating writing and subject matter just wouldn't let me. It's like the author wanted to impart just a bit of the torture experienced by the featured crew members, as they fought to complete the project in spite of a fatal lack of vision.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by coldpie on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @08:36AM (#11769301)
NoScript fixes this.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by mrweasel on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @08:34AM (#11769288)
It actually makes Firefox hang for a few seconds.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by wlkr on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @08:37AM (#11769305)
I find 'Reader Mode' usually makes for a better experience on Firefox (especially mobile).
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by timje1 on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @05:58AM (#11768688)
in console - $('img').hide();
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by dboreham on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @12:57AM (#11767743)
I read the headline as "underwear fantasy".
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by BugsBunnySan on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @10:04AM (#11769811)
"Well, I don’t think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before, and it has always been due to human error." (HAL9000)
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by krylon on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @04:44AM (#11768462)
I think there is a word for that.

A friend of a friend used to run a record store called Futurizm, and my brain always wanted to read it as "Furzsturm" ("fart storm"). Always made me smile. Still does - it would be an awesome name for whatever one would attach it to. ;-)

Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by Jedd on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @07:32AM (#11768992)
The word you may be looking for / thinking of is melcryptovestimentaphilia.
Re:How an underwater fantasy blockbuster turned into a legen... by frgewut on Wednesday May 25, 2016 @04:38AM (#11768444)
I was able to read it correctly as "uderwater". It probably was a perception error.