I appreciate the concern, and I'm sorry, but I can't control my actions. Everything I do is deterministic. It doesn't matter what the "HN guidelines" say, my current actions have already been prescribed millions of years ago. I was destined to call OP's statement bullcrap since the beginning of time. Like the article says, I have no free will.
Please review the HN guidelines, which include this:
When disagreeing, please reply to the argument instead of calling names. E.g. "That is idiotic; 1 + 1 is 2, not 3" can be shortened to "1 + 1 is 2, not 3.
https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html