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Re:Climate-Related Death of Coral Around World Alarms Scient... by kinkywizard on Sunday April 10, 2016 @12:07PM (#11466764)
How alarmed are they exactly?

Oh my God Oh my God We are all going to die alarmed

I have bad feeling about this alarmed

Or Hm how odd alarmed

Re:Climate-Related Death of Coral Around World Alarms Scient... by draw_down on Sunday April 10, 2016 @06:30PM (#11468496)
The philosopher Slavoj Zizek often re-tells this joke:

> There is an (apocryphal, for sure) anecdote about the exchange of telegrams between German and Austrian army headquarters in the middle of the First World War: the Germans sent the message "Here, on our part of the front, the situation is serious, but not catastrophic," to which the Austrians replied "Here, the situation is catastrophic, but not serious."

His point is that this is the situation we find ourselves in today: ecologically and socially, the world is falling apart. We can see the catastrophe coming but we don't take it seriously.

Re:Climate-Related Death of Coral Around World Alarms Scient... by ocschwar on Sunday April 10, 2016 @12:10PM (#11466776)
"Hope you don't mind giving up seafood" alarmed.
Re:Climate-Related Death of Coral Around World Alarms Scient... by miracle_code on Sunday April 10, 2016 @12:41PM (#11466924)
"Unless you like jellyfish" calmed.