Did OOP kill your father, kick your dog, and sleep with your wife? If you stick your fingers in your ears and sing "module! module! module!" as you do it, you could probably live with the fact that C# coerces you into putting your static functions in a class. Since 2007 there have been LINQ, lambdas, closures, and a whole host of functional features added to the language.

With regard to sexiness, as an old Quebecois logging foreman once told me, "Sometimes you want the supermodel wife, and sometimes you want the one who can carry the canoe." If you can get both, great, but I got a lot of canoes to carry.

> Honestly comments like these further discredit the Windows-development-community in my view.

I'm just an asshole with an opinion on the internet, and I seem to have misplaced my official Windows-development-community membership card...