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Re:Left-pad as a service by beeboop on Thursday March 24, 2016 @10:35AM (#11353099)
Tomorrow: left-pad.io announces $120 million investment at $1.2 billion valuation

Month from now: left-pad announces purchase of $170 million office building in SV to house their 1200 employees

Re:Left-pad as a service by swasheck on Thursday March 24, 2016 @12:48PM (#11354336)
Eighteen months from now: left-pad announces massive reduction in workforce. 1150 laid off.
Re:Left-pad as a service by hguant on Thursday March 24, 2016 @11:01AM (#11353313)
Re:Left-pad as a service by griff122 on Friday March 25, 2016 @09:51AM (#11360017)
Two years from now, left-pad.io declares bankruptcy and shut down service. Lather, rinse, repeat.