Outlaw programming languages that threaten the safety of the American people

Posted by dak1 on Monday March 21, 2016 @11:58AM
from the petitions.whitehouse.gov dept.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/outlaw-programming-languages-threaten-safety-american-people-and-work-counter-our-way-life

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Re:Outlaw programming languages that threaten the safety of ... by smt88 on Monday March 21, 2016 @12:19PM (#11329149)

I'd be pretty curious to know which programming languages aren't fundamentally broken in a way that makes securing them pretty difficult. Rust may be the first language to really advance in that area.

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Re:Outlaw programming languages that threaten the safety of ... by baldgeek on Monday March 21, 2016 @01:34PM (#11329923)

Must be April 1st on his calendar.. LOL

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Re:Outlaw programming languages that threaten the safety of ... by eaandkw on Monday March 21, 2016 @12:46PM (#11329397)

Outlaw JavaScript, Java, and Ruby? Good luck with that.

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Re:Outlaw programming languages that threaten the safety of ... by neuromancer85 on Monday March 21, 2016 @12:07PM (#11329025)

Please tell me that this is some kind of (sad) joke...

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Re:Outlaw programming languages that threaten the safety of ... by andreicon on Monday March 21, 2016 @12:10PM (#11329060)

Petitions are sad, but not jokes

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Re:Outlaw programming languages that threaten the safety of ... by humbleMouse on Monday March 21, 2016 @12:30PM (#11329252)

lol

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