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Re:Kanye West caught using Pirate Bay to download music soft... by digler999 on Wednesday March 02, 2016 @01:04PM (#11211694)
> pilfering

excuse me, I'm a representative from the Word Industry Association of America (WIAA). My client actually owns the publishing rights to the word "pilfering", as his 8x-previous ancestors were the first recorded authors to use that word in print.

We take our IP very seriously, and it appears you are using a word to which you do not own the license, which is, as you know, theft. We can settle this now for a small $3800 license fee plus a 20% attorney's fee or we can risk going to trial which on average costs 5x as much.

Please consider this legal notice and send an official response withing 7 business days to avoid a protracted legal battle. Thank you.

Re:Kanye West caught using Pirate Bay to download music soft... by softawre on Wednesday March 02, 2016 @01:45PM (#11212001)
I'd LOL'd.