When a beginner asks you a question easily solved with Google and then complains when you point that out, tell them you've decided not to help them anymore until they've stared at this for 15 minutes with the volume up.

After two sessions, they'll be reading man pages.

The way I like to think about this is that if his after-tax income is $50,000, he is spending 1.5% of his income on domain names.

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