I think the blame is put on the wrong party here. Systemd mounts efifs so that only root can rw to it, root rm the fs, hardware is affected. Places where there is a bug, hardware+firmware + unix idea that everything must be a file. Systemd follows the specs and behaviors that are expected of it. If the EFI fs should not be a FS complain to Linus. If the EFI should not brick itself after a rm / complain to EFI developers.
Systemd already took the reasonable security precautions. Root can rm anything it wants on Unix systems. rm efi fs is dangerous, so only root can do it. If root does it then all bets are off. Root needs to be able to write to the fs, per api and other tools needs.
People are quick to blame Poetering, but it is Linus who is leading the project which has the design decisions that are causing problems.
In the end it sounds like 3 projects needs to change their code to avoid an issue with a user mistake/bad firmware combo that only avoids that issue an a blue moon Monday.
All in all the usual storm in a tea cup against systemd. In that case it is funny because the issue is that systemd is to unixy :) everything is a file (system).
Another reasonable option would be for a distribution to include SELinux policies that allow only the blessed tools (grub-install, systemctl, etc) to write to that filesystem. It would be a big change, though, because most distributions leave root and normal user logins unconstrained.
In hindsight you can say "we should have mounted efi ro and made our efi tools much more complex so they can remount it rw write to it and then remount it ro again" but that is asking the systemd and efitool developers to have been prophets that motherboard firmware makers would be so disastrously inept and stupid they would put essential parts of their boot process in a shared variable table with the OS.
Its like saying you cannot ever introduce a memory clear into a GPU shader because you might wipe the firmware and the GPU could explode when its fan shuts off. You have to have the reasonable expectation the API you are working with is conforming, and when it is not you need to raise hell about it, and in the short term introduce the work around until the upstream problem is resolved.
The issue here though is that the upstream problem is proprietary farmed out awful firmware that restricts your freedom and bricks your hardware because nobody can audit or fix its terrible design.
OS X isn't too bad of an approximation though, if you don't sign into iCloud, turn off spotlight integration with internet services (see the recent story about people's macs crashing due to a malformed response from the server!) and don't link your iPhone to a mac (or don't have one). Finally, don't update to the next release until just before it's replaced by another, e.g. don't upgrade from 10.10 to 10.11 until just before 10.12 is released (but do install security updates of course).
But then again ... you'd have to be a bit of an expert to know whether you could trust my advice, and if not, who to trust, especially since you'll definitely get contradicting advice from similarly-knowledgable-sounding people ... so you're ultimately on your own.
I personally do not want to be forced to know all the hazardously settings that exist in the kernel and base system. I want sane defaults, defaults that are set automatically when I install my Debian packages. If I disagree with an automatic default, my options are to either utilize the control (freedoms) that FOSS software provides, or issue a bug report and try get the community to agree with my views.
If "rm -rf /" is a valid use case/concern, send up a bug report. Its better than trying to remove automatic defaults from distributions.
That's kind of an ironic argument to make, given that you are using it to argue in favour of a design where a single mistake can actually brick your machine to the point that fixing it needs a soldering iron.
There are more operations that root can do that can brick a system or destroy hardware. Why should systemd try even harder to make root not do that?
Since the OS doesn't provide permission levels to express this difference, it makes sense to create that isolation otherwise.
I've run rm -rf as root in the wrong directory before, and nuked stuff that required a backup to fix. I'd prefer if everything worse than that required some extra mental confirmation that, yes, I'm sure I want to do that.
A lot of distros also alias "rm" to "rm -i", something that many users explicitly disable. Its a complex problem of security vs usability where most discussions has been rehashed several times.
Using rm on its own will happily perform the command without further verification.
On the other hand, rm -i will request a yes/no on every last file involved.
Personally i have taken to using mc for any "complex" file system manipulations.
Hardware has bugs. A lot of hardware has had bugs for a long time. Linux has had tables of "quirks" for hardware pci ids / usb ids / etc. for a long time, for thousands of buggy hardware devices it needs work-arounds for. Some of those bugs are really in hardware, some are in the firmware loaded on the hardware, it doesn't really matter. This is a pervasive reality, and it can't just be demanded that the user get hardware which is not "shitty" by this metric ... it's all a trade-off.
And finally, I've used linux on bios systems and efi systems, and I've never needed efivars mounted, I've always set up the bootloader some other way (which was simpler for me to control and manage as I prefer). My personal biggest complaint about systemd is how it automatically mounts and starts and uses all kinds of stuff that I don't need. I prefer to set up what I need and want, and not have anything else cluttering up my system, just waiting to cause serious reliability or security problems, and getting in my way when I'm debugging something else.
So I'll be up-voting all stories about "systemd did something automatically and on some systems it was unfortunate" because yeah, UNFORTUNATE STUFF HAPPENS WHEN STUFF HAPPENS AUTOMATICALLY. This is why I left windows and OS X in the first place! So I had easy and convenient control over my computer! And now it takes extra effort to override and disable all the crap that systemd is doing automatically, and I resent it. (I actually already have a script on my systems that unmounts efivars and pstore and some other unneeded filesystems after boot.)