I have a dark sense of humour, you know! ;-)

That really only suits funny people

I laughed!

I thought it was hilarious

The important question: did his wife find it funny?

Absolutely! I'm also the father of our second child, 100% sure ;-)

Best follow-up lmao

Thanks mate!

me too

In fact I was expecting a few of my friends asking the question to know if she was actually in Europe with me when she got pregnant. Gotcha!

My kids are so beautiful I often suggest their real father was the UPS guy. Domgoulet would get this, parent poster maybe not so much.

Laughed so hard. Joke is one of my friend (a girl I won't name!) answered to a UPS guy wearing only a towel (she quickly got out of shower). When she took that package, her towel fell. 9 months or so later, she got a baby boy. Imagine that! :P