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Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by jbob2000 on Friday January 08, 2016 @09:58AM (#10865252)
Sounds like this needs a brand change. "Recycled" kind of implies that there is still something "left behind".

Why not call it BluWater or something simple and marketing-like? Follow up with some blah text like "BluWater is the freshest and cleanest water humanity has ever drank! You can get it straight from the taps!"

Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by maxsilver on Friday January 08, 2016 @10:19AM (#10865431)
"StarWater - Water purified by the sun. So pure that even astronauts drink it!"
Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by maaarghk on Friday January 08, 2016 @10:00AM (#10865269)
Disturbingly, your extremely condescending idea is probably exactly the kind of thing that would actually work.
Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by SubZero on Friday January 08, 2016 @10:06AM (#10865322)
A condescending idea would have been to call it Brawndo. "It has electrolytes..."
Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by Skunkleton on Friday January 08, 2016 @02:10PM (#10867361)
Hey! That's got what I crave!
Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by zenir on Friday January 08, 2016 @10:21AM (#10865448)
Normally it is called sanitized, but that doesn't make a good headline
Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by astrocat on Friday January 08, 2016 @02:52PM (#10867688)
"Think of H2Flow as an app for your teeth. The more Flow you take in, the more Sparkle Points you get! Get enough Sparkle Points and you're on your way to your first Aqua Badge..."

(Parks and Rec)

Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by evincarofautumn on Friday January 08, 2016 @03:25PM (#10867927)
“Purified water” or “purified drinking water” is probably the best bet. Sounds neutral and it’s already on water bottle labels.
Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by ethbro on Friday January 08, 2016 @11:21AM (#10865946)
"Gently used" water
Re:We need to start drinking recycled wastewater by anon4 on Friday January 08, 2016 @12:43PM (#10866645)
"Purified Beer"