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Re:Santa Claus Confirms NSA Attack on Naughty or Nice Database by clort on Tuesday December 22, 2015 @12:10PM (#10778876)
> a post on Santa’s blog said that his NON-database is, actually, a non-database – a decoy, in other words.
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Re:Santa Claus Confirms NSA Attack on Naughty or Nice Database by mdk754 on Tuesday December 22, 2015 @12:39PM (#10779063)
No no, just NoSQL. Even Santa has "Big Data" in the cloud.
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Re:Santa Claus Confirms NSA Attack on Naughty or Nice Database by chris_wot on Tuesday December 22, 2015 @01:08PM (#10779259)
That might explain why even naughty children get presents from Santa every year. MongoDB.
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