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Re:A bad citizen in Javaland (2006) by lmm on Thursday December 03, 2015 @06:45AM (#10669086)
A bad citizen in C counts to 32768 which corrupts the very fabric of the universe, replacing New York with half of Los Angeles and leaving 25 people repeating the same day indefinitely.
Re:A bad citizen in Javaland (2006) by TeMPOraL on Thursday December 03, 2015 @06:57AM (#10669124)
That sounds like a plot of a typical superhero comicbook. I guess we know what language Marvel's universes are written in.
Re:A bad citizen in Javaland (2006) by chris_wot on Thursday December 03, 2015 @06:59AM (#10669135)
Every time a character swears they speak in Perl.
Re:A bad citizen in Javaland (2006) by llogiq on Thursday December 03, 2015 @07:19AM (#10669190)
But the universe is certainly written in Brainfuck.
Re:A bad citizen in Javaland (2006) by jokoon on Thursday December 03, 2015 @08:56AM (#10669541)
Still better to correct this mistake than to think about the intricacies of the java abstractions.