"Lone wolf patent clerk rewrites 10 most important physics equations. #7 will shock you!"
"This Lone Pattern Clerk Dozed Off At His Job, Dreaming About Light. You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"
For the machine learning folks: http://www.oneweirdkerneltrick.com/
> You Only Learn Once: A Stochastic Weight Aggregation approach to Online Regret Minimization
oh cool, this is relevant to my interests, I'm reading papers on monte carlo tree search for adversarial games
wait... what is this? I don't even
Reading this, I couldn't help but think "Maintain correct time in orbit by using this one weird trick discovered by a patent clerk. Click to find out how!"... :)