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A comment on Hands on with Apple Pay Competitor CurrentC.
A: "Do you take CurrentC?"
B: "Of course we take currency."
A: [Pulls out CurrentC app.]
B: "Oh, no. We don't do that."
Might do better if it sounded distinct when spoken. Like "Apple Pay."
A: "Do you take Apple Pay?"
B: "No, we only accept payments in currency, not in fruit."
B: "We don't take that, either."
[Audience laughter, applause, and scene.]
A: "Do you take CurrentC?"
B: "Of course we take currency."
A: [Pulls out CurrentC app.]
B: "Oh, no. We don't do that."
Might do better if it sounded distinct when spoken. Like "Apple Pay."
A: "Do you take Apple Pay?"
B: "No, we only accept payments in currency, not in fruit."
A: [Pulls out CurrentC app.]
B: "We don't take that, either."
[Audience laughter, applause, and scene.]