This is just my opinion.
Using a builtin operation ("addition and comparison of integers") is always safer than using a function that may or may not work the same everywhere. I.e. a nonstandard function.
Also, the proposed code has more levels of indirection, therefore places a higher cognitive load on the reader. These things tend to result in bugs down the road.
And it is also true that "an overflow could still happen", which is mentioned in Linus' critique.
All of these are objective ways to measure how "safe" the code is.
Returning to the thread: why are you so comfortable extrapolating from Linus's rant to "this code would ruin the Linux kernel"? You don't grok the code he's talking about.
Is it because "if Linus is arguing against this code with this much ferocity, the code must be really bad?" Because if that's it, you're starting to see the issue some people have with the tone he uses.
OK, sure.
I'm even more interested now, because the fulcrum of Linus's argument isn't safety.