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Re:Twitter announces layoffs by Geekette on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @12:52PM (#10381711)
A (what-if-the-news-broke-via-Twitter) translation:

Fam, Shit got real, gotta drop, 336 deep. Mainly ingenieros. Don't get shook, all drops get $. Keep keeping on. Questions? Holla @ur boy. -J

Re:Twitter announces layoffs by Apocryphon on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @01:15PM (#10381901)
Needs hashtags for full authenticity
Re:Twitter announces layoffs by Geekette on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @01:42PM (#10382079)
True, but there wasn't any room left. But we know in real life, that would have been taken care of within the next tweet to rally the troops. That would probably be the most retweeted tweet of all time, based on all the fellow HQ Tweeps hoping not to be dropped next:

Keep ya heads up and Eyes on the prize fam. Stay woke & drop a RT/fave so I know its real. #TweepsGoDeep #GottaGoLeanToRegulate

Re:Twitter announces layoffs by joshrotenberg on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @07:46PM (#10384221)
No room for "Moments #FTW" unfortunately.
Re:Twitter announces layoffs by bigtunacan on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @01:32PM (#10382024)
Checked Twitter. You're 1 character over the limit. Funny nonetheless.
Re:Twitter announces layoffs by Geekette on Tuesday October 13, 2015 @01:37PM (#10382043)
It's exact now. Meant to and thought I did drop the extra space.