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Re:What Happens Next Will Amaze You by tedks on Wednesday September 23, 2015 @11:30AM (#10265616)
Not the comment parent, but I can also prescribe absolutely correct answers to complex situations via simple platitudes. There's a Udacity course on it, I highly advise taking it, but since it takes so little time I'll just answer these questions for you.

>what programming language should I use?

Haskell.

>what should the next move of my business be?

If you're not in a Series C, growth hack; if you've done your Series C, look into the Caymans.

>is she really the one, or should I move on?

Have a divorce attorney on retainer, be ready to delete your Facebook account at a moment's notice, and ideally start going to the gym now, but with those preparations in mind pursue her as if she's the one.

>Regardless of how good your advice is, proscribing a thing for every possible complex situation with the wave of a hand is disingenuous at best and dangerous at worst.

This isn't a question and I don't understand how to respond to it.

Re:What Happens Next Will Amaze You by avn2109 on Wednesday September 23, 2015 @12:21PM (#10265976)
I know you're joking but this is on balance pretty solid advice.
Re:What Happens Next Will Amaze You by tedks on Friday September 25, 2015 @12:23PM (#10279033)
I never joke.