Honestly, if you're not working an entry-level job, you should be able to negotiate car storage and/or work transportation arrangements with your employer.

There are towns that use fines and citations as a source of revenue. If you live in one of those towns, and don't like the practice, agitate to have that practice changed. (Yes, I know that this is often somewhere between very goddamn hard and all-but-impossible.)

I am disinterested in responding to the rest of your comment. :)