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Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by simplegeek on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @09:08AM (#1022415)
Damm, I don't understand a word of that job posting. "Compete muscle" and yada yadda, I mean FTW.
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by brown9-2 on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @09:53AM (#1022478)
Does Microsoft expect applicants to know what all these internal terms mean? Or is this a listing more for internal candidates?

If you’re looking for a new role where you’ll focus on one of the biggest issues that is top of mind for KT and Steve B in “Compete”, build a complete left to right understanding of the subsidiary, have a large amount of executive exposure, build and manage the activities of a v-team of 13 district Linux& Open Office Compete Leads, and develop a broad set of marketing skills and report to a management team committed to development and recognized for high WHI this is the position for you!

Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by timdorr on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @10:27AM (#1022525)
And apparently this job is also for you if you hate grammar...
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by imajes on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @10:22AM (#1022520)
looks like an internal job ad (to me) that got disclosed incorrectly.
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by endtime on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @10:34AM (#1022543)
Looks internal, but it also looks like they're hiring marketing folk, not engineers. I think that's more likely the reason that it sounds like gibberish. If a marketing person saw an ad looking for someone with experience in T-SQL in Perl (or whatever), it would probably sound equally bizarre.
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by imajes on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @11:37AM (#1022660)
Lots of those acronyms and abbreviations are microsoft internal, i think. They're not generic marketing. I also think they disclose a lot about the nature of internal senior management structure- who reports to who.

An example: "KT and SteveB" are probably Kevin Turner (COO) and Steve Ballmer.

Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by jf on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @03:10PM (#1023124)
You're right. Those are Microsoft internal jargon.

"compete": Term used for "not Microsoft" (I came from "compete")

"v- team": This position will have contractors working for them. Contractors working for Microsoft have usernames in the format: /[a-z]\-[a-z]+/. Contractors or "Vendors" have usernames starting with 'v-'

Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by endtime on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @05:37PM (#1023388)
I agree with you, they're certainly Microsoft-internal terms. But more specifically, they're Microsoft marketing -internal.
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by Zilioum on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @12:37PM (#1022760)
"...to win share against Linux and OpenOffice.org...". Looks like somebody is scared. I like that very much :D But seriously, who would take that job? Somebody who understands a lot about Linux but then decides to "fight" against it?
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by jodrellblank on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @03:24PM (#1023150)
How did you get 10 upvotes for a two sentence comment, the first boasting about how you don't understand something(!), and the second being an incomprehensible mash of a two word quote, a misspelled dismissive phrase and an unclear acronym ('For The Win'?).
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by endtime on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @05:43PM (#1023395)
I'm willing to bet the upvotes came from people with accounts less than six months old...
Re:Microsoft.com - Careers: Linux/Open Office by heresy on Wednesday December 30, 2009 @07:12PM (#1023547)
Damn those idiotic ingrates, I wish they'd get off my lawn.