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Nope, fireworks are still explosives and they can cause death and severe bodily harm. Where’s the nonsense?
So if you throw water at me I can throw a lit firework back at you? Same thing?
So you admit that fireworks are known to cause death and severe bodily harm. What sort of prison sentence would be appropriate for attacking people with such devices?
Those aren't "explosives", they are explosives. Google death/maiming by fireworks for examples.
You think a prison sentence for shooting a federal law enforcement officer in the neck is chilling?
Re:IBM Bob on Friday September 04, 2026 @01:45PM (#49567813)
Printers are just a loss leader for toner.
Re:AWS Multiple Services Down in us-east-1 on Monday October 20, 2025 @12:50PM (#45646071)
Of course lots of AWS services have hidden dependencies on us-east-1. During a previous outage we needed to update a Route53(DNS) record in us-west-2, but couldn't because of the outage in us-east-1.
Re:Let's stop counting centuries on Saturday July 06, 2024 @09:16AM (#40890275)
"Most scholars, on this basis, assume a date of birth between 6 and 4 BC"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_Jesus

In college the course on Maxwell's equations was taught by Dr. Lord. Every time I walked in to class I thought "Let there be light"
Re:I Kind of Like Rebasing on Saturday June 22, 2024 @11:03PM (#40764422)
> nobody would bother re-testing all those n-1 commits after the fix was added

I do.

Re:I Kind of Like Rebasing on Saturday June 22, 2024 @11:00PM (#40764402)
You should do this instead:

git push —-force-with-lease repo branch

Re:Atuin – Magical Shell History on Wednesday February 21, 2024 @08:34PM (#39462027)
I would occasionally manage to start a bash shell without executing my profile, which means HISTFILESIZE is not set and bash would truncate my history on the first command I ran. zsh history may have a similar problem.
Re:Agile is people, the rest is commentary on Wednesday June 21, 2023 @08:06PM (#36426498)
> if a card is in the Done column, you can assume the > code is in version control, deployed to production > and checked to make sure it didn't explode on impact.

I guess you've never seen a team argue over "Definition of Done" for months.

Can't speak for OP, but I've heard snails are a recurring theme in medieval manuscripts: https://justhistoryposts.com/2017/11/13/medieval-marginalia-...
Not quite the same, but you may own CA taxes on stock options if you earned them while living in CA even if you don't live there when you cash them in.

https://www.upstartwealth.com/blog/will-you-owe-ca-tax-after...

Re:Hyundai Promises to Keep Buttons in Cars on Tuesday March 21, 2023 @11:28PM (#35256447)
I don’t have one myself, but every time I hear the engine restart at a stop sign I’m tempted

https://www.idlestopper.com/product/idlestopper/1

Re:An ode to that “coffee friend” on Thursday October 27, 2022 @01:07AM (#33353347)
Careful what you say, you’ll end up with a hundred copies of this

https://www.amazon.com/Gift-Nothing-Patrick-McDonnell/dp/031...

I didn’t.
#1 is Klarna, the company that will let you finance a pizza over the next 4 months. Not sure I'd be trumpeting that as innovative.
Re:Cold Showers on Sunday June 19, 2022 @09:32AM (#31799208)
> The people above you suck.

No, actually they don't. In the time I've been there they've 10x the size of the company. Maintained majority control through multiple rounds of funding. Significantly increased salaries. Provided a great work life balance. Etc.

Why are developers obsessed with how many additional developers they could hire with hypothetical savings?

Re:Cold Showers on Sunday June 19, 2022 @09:23AM (#31799124)
I know how to multiply by 12, thanks. I asked the previous commenter if the $340,800 actually made a difference and he hasn't replied.
Re:Cold Showers on Sunday June 19, 2022 @01:32AM (#31796406)
So you saved, $28,400 a month. Did that make a material difference to the company? I often tell people above me I could save us $10k a month at AWS and generally the response is, "Yeaaaaaaah that's great, could you do XYZ instead to help us land an additional $1M in ARR?"
Just found this, you can buy a share of the original Listerine Mouthwash royalties from 1881: https://auctions.royaltyexchange.com/orderbook/asset-detail/...

They’re asking $2.1M and they earned $140k last year.

Re:A Bitcoin Mine at a Natural Gas Well in Texas on Sunday March 20, 2022 @01:55PM (#30744913)
The fact that they don't indicates it would probably produce more net emissions than not building it.
Re:The Gates of Hell on Saturday January 15, 2022 @08:18PM (#29952320)
Ideas like mining bitcoin with otherwise non-economical natural gas? Too late: https://blog.upstreamdata.ca/datacenters/
Re:A bad grade that changed the U.S. constitution (2017) on Wednesday August 04, 2021 @10:12PM (#28068967)
No, they ratified the amendment which had already abolished slavery, a purely symbolic act. The ratification was unanimous so it's not like there was any opposition to it in 1995.

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