zaps
Re:Gold is now the top U.S. export
on Saturday October 17, 2026 @10:08PM (#50137170)
Fort Knox is for tourists
Re:Claude Code now reads AGENTS.md if there is no Claude.md
on Friday September 18, 2026 @08:29PM (#49762087)
Thank Christ
Re:Who Dung It? (Turdle.fun)
on Thursday September 10, 2026 @01:24PM (#49647312)
I’m reading this on the toilet
Re:iPhone Duo has a large crease
on Wednesday September 09, 2026 @11:37PM (#49638106)
Shut up. There’s no crease there’s a big crease who fucking cares everything is false and we’re all going to die
Re:The startling 1960s theory that Stonehenge was a prehistoric computer
on Friday September 04, 2026 @10:10AM (#49564917)
In its final configuration the answer is “80087355”
Re:Em dashes are fucking amazing
on Friday July 24, 2026 @11:20AM (#49036986)
Nice language
Re:I reverse engineered Apple's video wallpapers
on Wednesday May 20, 2026 @10:47PM (#48217228)
“Good old Vista. People give it a bad press but I’m never upgrading, why would I? It just feels like a good pair of jeans.”
Re:El Niño is coming. The last time ocean temp. looked like this, mill...
on Tuesday May 19, 2026 @09:56PM (#48202147)
Stupid question: how do they know with such fidelity what the water temp was in the Pacific in 1877?
It’s not like solid land where there are strata and whatnot that leave a geological record? Or is it?
Re:Notepad++ for Mac – Independent community port
on Sunday April 26, 2026 @11:25PM (#47917404)
Those icons… I just, I can’t
Re:Diatec, known for its mechanical keyboard brand FILCO, has ceased o...
on Friday April 24, 2026 @03:20PM (#47894643)
Lost another keyboard to Diatec
Re:How Much Caffeine in Coffee Cup?
on Wednesday April 22, 2026 @10:06PM (#47871563)
If you mean the actual cup, I would say close to zero
Re:GitHub Stacked PRs
on Monday April 13, 2026 @06:52PM (#47758979)
sherlocked
Re:Why do we tell ourselves scary stories about AI?
on Friday April 10, 2026 @10:54AM (#47719081)
Why do we tell ourselves scary stories about anything?
Re:You Are Not Your Job
on Monday March 23, 2026 @03:26PM (#47493994)
Dobel says work gives us the illusion of meaning
Re:Boy I was wrong about the Fediverse
on Saturday March 07, 2026 @09:43AM (#47288099)
Holy shit that’s a lot of windows
Re:A terminal weather app with ASCII animations driven by real-time we...
on Thursday February 19, 2026 @08:03PM (#47082300)
We see what you did there w/r/t whether/weather
Re:Grid: Forever free, local-first, browser-based 3D printing/CNC/lase...
on Thursday January 29, 2026 @10:19PM (#46820152)
Stop it with “free forever”. It never ever is.
Re:Vimeo's Slow Fade: An Engineer's Front-Row Seat to the Fall of a We...
on Sunday January 25, 2026 @10:55PM (#46761711)
tl;dr hipster youtube has an identity crisis and falls apart
Re:Are Arrays Functions?
on Tuesday January 20, 2026 @08:30PM (#46700093)
idk probably?
Re:Google broke my heart
on Monday January 05, 2026 @09:40PM (#46508107)
I knew it was you, Google
Re:OpenGitOps
on Sunday January 04, 2026 @08:46PM (#46494443)
brb, registering openjjops.org for when Jujutsu overtakes Git as the default scm
Re:3-way FTP: Pushing files around with silly and unusual methods
on Sunday October 26, 2025 @11:37AM (#45712746)
kinky
Re:Dr. Jane Goodall's final message to the world
on Wednesday October 08, 2025 @10:31PM (#45522882)
Be excellent to each other
Re:Peter Thiel Essay on the Antichrist, One Piece, and More
on Friday October 03, 2025 @12:14AM (#45458901)
No way I’m reading all of that Pete
Re:SSH3: Faster and rich secure shell using HTTP/3
on Saturday September 27, 2025 @07:59PM (#45400432)
idk if you should call it that
Re:Seattle Ultrasonics: Ultrasonic Chef's Knife
on Saturday September 20, 2025 @07:46PM (#45318663)
Ok great, now Steve Jobs it and explain to my mom why she needs it
Re:A store that generates products from anything you type in search
on Saturday September 13, 2025 @12:55PM (#45233518)
This is amazing
Re:Charlie Kirk shot at event in Utah
on Wednesday September 10, 2025 @07:56PM (#45205814)
Civil war incoming
Re:Trip to moon required Apollo 11 crew to sign US Customs declaration...
on Wednesday July 23, 2025 @11:06PM (#44666468)
THE MOON BELONGS TO AMERICA
Re:Iapetus – A fast, pluggable open-source workflow engine for CI/CD a...
on Saturday June 28, 2025 @07:14PM (#44408948)
“No YAML hell”
Later: “Example: YAML Workflow…”
Ok then