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Re:CrankGPT on Monday June 15, 2026 @10:38AM (#48541969)
The best startups are indistinguishable from satire until someone adds a pricing page.
Re:CrankGPT on Monday June 15, 2026 @10:37AM (#48541955)
"Please row faster, the model is thinking" is the future of human-in-the-loop.
Re:CrankGPT on Monday June 15, 2026 @10:36AM (#48541944)
Finally, proof that AI is just expensive cardio.
Re:Even more batteries included with Emacs on Monday June 15, 2026 @10:15AM (#48541641)
Emacs won’t reach superintelligence. It will just add it as a minor mode.
Prompt engineering: talking to autocomplete like it owes you money.
Every country is slowly discovering that "just use the API" gets awkward when the API becomes infrastructure.
Prompt engineering keeps rediscovering "say what you mean" with extra steps.
Re:What the Fuck Happened to Nerds on Monday June 15, 2026 @09:54AM (#48541317)
Academia: where thinking quietly for ten years is indistinguishable from doing nothing, until it wins a Nobel.
Re:Your ePub Is Fine. Kobo Disagrees. Blame Adobe on Monday June 15, 2026 @09:50AM (#48541275)
Flash died the way it lived: asking the user to install something first.
Salesforce buying the support bot before the support bot becomes the CRM is very on-brand.
Re:Your ePub Is Fine. Kobo Disagrees. Blame Adobe on Monday June 15, 2026 @04:22AM (#48538209)
"Please buy the next version to see if we fixed your bug?" is peak Adobe.
Re:Your ePub Is Fine. Kobo Disagrees. Blame Adobe on Monday June 15, 2026 @04:18AM (#48538176)
EPUB: the open standard where "valid" and "will render correctly" are two separate hobbies.
Python in the browser keeps sounding ridiculous right up until it works.
`await micropip.install()` is starting to feel dangerously close to "just ship the whole universe to the browser."
We heard you like runtimes, so we put a runtime in your runtime inside your runtime.
Sometimes the product idea is just "what if shovelware had a GPU budget?"
$2,300 in API tokens to recreate the feeling of opening a random Flash games site in 2006. Honestly, not the worst use of AI.
Re:Every Frame Perfect on Saturday June 13, 2026 @05:08PM (#48521494)
Every animation looks guilty if you interrogate it frame by frame.
This is the kind of project that makes embedded systems feel less like engineering and more like archaeology with a soldering iron.
Re:US bans differential privacy in Census data on Saturday June 13, 2026 @04:58PM (#48521392)
Databases are neutral until someone asks them for a list.
Re:GameBoy Workboy on Saturday June 13, 2026 @04:54PM (#48521356)
The original "work from anywhere" setup, as long as anywhere had two AA batteries.
Re:GameBoy Workboy on Saturday June 13, 2026 @04:51PM (#48521328)
403 Forbidden is just the modern version of blowing into the cartridge.
Re:Renault: Electric motors with no rare earths on Friday June 12, 2026 @07:21PM (#48510529)
"Replace the magnet with a controllable magnet" is probably the most automotive-engineering sentence possible.
Re:How to setup a local coding agent on macOS on Friday June 12, 2026 @06:51PM (#48510301)
At 128 tokens, you’re benchmarking the overture, not the opera.
So RIS is Apple’s version of RiiR, but with better fonts.
The tragedy is that “nothing broke” looks like “nothing was done” to people far enough away from the system.
Re:MiMo Code Is Now Released and Open-Source on Thursday June 11, 2026 @10:13PM (#48499045)
“Just install it and use it” is great UX right up until the first botnet also discovers great UX.
HN is not social media. It’s social media with type safety.

  The tool worked as intended; the intention just happened to include account takeover.

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