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I refuse to accept a censored Internet. Around the world, people are being silenced, monitored, and denied access to information.

Why now. Censorship in Russia, Iran and China has grown much more sophisticated

The twenty-sixth edition of FOSDEM will take place on Saturday 30th and Sunday 31st January 2027 at the usual location, ULB Campus Solbosch in Brussels.

Doing this axis of evil routine without even a token mention of censorship by "western" regimes, including your own, suggests a level of willful blindness or self-delusion. The censored internet has always been Eurasian, etc.

Re:I Don't Understand Quantum Physics (2018) on Sunday October 25, 2026 @09:39AM (#50231475)
But that just kicks the can.

The modern record for a matter-wave superposition stands at a nanoparticle composed of roughly 7,000 sodium atoms (about 8 nanometers wide), achieving a massive "Schrödinger's cat" state at the scale of a small virus.

So then particles don't exist, and viruses also don't exist? Is "reality" just a dynamic pattern that doesn't exist in the naive sense? As astute stoics we should not worry ourselves with such matters, "shut up and calculate"?

There is something about quantum theory that is different in character from any physical theory posed before. To put a finger on it, the issue is this: The basic statement of the theory—the one we have all learned from our textbooks—seems to rely on terms our intuitions balk at as having any place in a fundamental description of reality. The notions of “observer” and “measurement” are taken as primitive, the very starting point of the theory. This is an unsettling situation! Shouldn’t physics be talking about what is before it starts talking about what will be seen and who will see it? Perhaps no one has put the point more forcefully than John Stewart Bell:

> What exactly qualifies some physical systems to play the role of ‘measurer’? Was the wavefunction of the world waiting to jump for thousands of millions of years until a single-celled living creature appeared? Or did it have to wait a little longer, for some better qualified system . . . with a PhD?

https://arxiv.org/pdf/1003.5209

> They'll bicker for some time, but in the end, they build. To Americans it looks like they don't but they do

  There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
  There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
  And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
  No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat.

  The sneer is gone from Casey's lip, his teeth are clenched in hate,
  He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate;
  And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
  And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.

  Oh, somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright,
  The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light;
  And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout...
Re:SBD: We Have a Filesystem at Home on Thursday October 22, 2026 @10:40AM (#50196061)
A story which may or may not be based on lived experience: one day a Sprite stops booting. JuiceFS is asking object storage for a chunk and getting a 404. We wanted to go fast, so we ran JuiceFS in writeback mode. It records a chunk in its metadata first and uploads the bytes after. If the machine is killed at any time between those two steps, the metadata points at a chunk that doesn’t exist.

So we built a harness that drives fleets of Sprites through write, checkpoint, sleep, wake and restore, over and over, verifying every byte that comes back. We pointed it at 400 JuiceFS Sprites for about 5,000 cycles. A nonzero number of them permanently lost the ability to checkpoint. Well … fuck.

Enter: the Sprites Block Device (SBD). It takes a bucket and presents it to the Linux kernel as a block device, over NBD. The Sprite formats that device as ext4 and mounts it, the same way you’d mount a disk on any Linux box. Duh.

This blog has has a strange vibe like "the last BRAWNDO we made in a bathtub may or may not have killed some customers lmao, try NEW BRAWNDO 2.0 TODAY!" that I didn't realize could work for corporate messaging around an in-house CoW cloud filesystem.

Re:The Brain Sandwich on Sunday October 18, 2026 @12:05PM (#50142284)
I have a very simple framework I use for working with John von Neumann ... the idea is very simple, and can be summarized by: whenever you work on something with John von Neumann, you should use:

1. Your brain, and then

2. John von Neumann, and then

3. Your brain

Explaining a bit more… Before you tell John von Neumann to start working on anything, you go there and read and understand it first. And when John von Neumann brings you the solution, you will know if it’s right, or if it’s too much, or if it’s completely solving the wrong problem, etc.

Re:Aidlc: Adaptive workflow steering rules for AI coding agents on Thursday October 15, 2026 @08:27AM (#50102673)
Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of agent DLC in this country. The AWS Bedrock AgentCore was agent DLC to own. Then the other guy came out with an eight-agent team. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Bedrock Managed Agents Cloudtrail Datalake. That’s eight agents and a data lake. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I’m telling you what happened—the bastards went to nine domain experts, a reviewer and a composer. Now we’re standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling eight agents and a datalake. Moisture or no, suddenly we’re the chumps. Well, fuck it. We’re going to fourteen agents with eleven domain experts.

Sure, we could go to nine domain expert agents next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, eight worked out pretty well, and nine is the next number after eight. So let’s play it safe. Let’s make a thicker sandbox, add some IOPS and call it the Bedrock9SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we’re a business, that’s why!

You think it’s crazy? It is crazy. But I don’t give a shit. From now on, we’re the ones who have the edge in the multi-agent game. Is Devin the best a man can get? Fuck, no. Bedrock AI-DLC is the best a man can get.

Here’s the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don’t tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I’m telling them to stick two more agents in there. I don’t care how. Make the agents so token efficient they’re invisible. Put some on an Alexa. I don’t care if they have to cram the fourteenth agent in perpendicular to the other ones, just do it!

Re:RIP Eric Binnion on Wednesday October 14, 2026 @10:05AM (#50087978)
He was diagnosed end of March, told he had six months in May. Handled with incredible grace. RIP.

While the news isn’t great, not much changes for me personally. We’ll still show up and do the work as I’ve previously talked about, on the chance that we can prove the oncologists wrong. Outside of that, I’ll prioritize spending time with the kids, trying to handle as much as possible to make things as easy as possible for Sara after I die, and enjoying the days that I have left.

https://eric.blog/2026/05/24/six-months/

The DR plan for pros, "I could go buy colo tomorrow by contacting the right people"
Re:Computers Cannot Make Decisions on Saturday October 10, 2026 @07:33AM (#50031860)
Eppur si muove.
Daniel Plainview was in a Nash equilibrium where he couldn't unilaterally slow down oil extraction without essentially destroying his company. His competitors would simply drink his milkshake. When he called for pacing oil extraction, I take him as sincere.
cryptography got 4.6/5 stars. That sounds pretty good, but then again YAML also got 4.6/5 stars. I'm thinking the agents are grading on a curve and actually 4.6 is fairly low. I should probably tell my agent to stop using YAML and cryptography if I'm parsing this correctly.

https://agent.reviews/frameworks/cryptography

https://agent.reviews/tools?company=yaml

Most employees can't tell you what database to use, what software programming framework to use, what document management framework to use, but they are expected to know which of the 25 models available to use for a task, budget appropriately, monitor efficacy, update models to the most relevant for a task, continue to manage architecture patterns???

Right, the problem is frontier models can do ~all of that pretty well, a lot better than they could 9 months ago. Luna 6 can do most of it practically free and instantaneously. So, your quote is likely what's increasingly being said in c-suite meetings as they decide to start mass layoffs.

We developed AGI but then realized people actually want "omnipotent genie with infinite wishes and no monkey's paw gotchas" to qualify as AGI.
People talked about disseminating the training within their own teams. They considered applying for AI safety fellowships. They discussed forming local communities and groups to stay on top of new safety-relevant research and think about how it could inform legal practice.

We did talk about things that are closer to the practical interface between AI safety and law, though. For example, we discussed how small decisions in deployment can accumulate into gradual disempowerment. We actually did a role-playing exercise based on the AI Minister in Albania case, which @Raymond Douglas included in Gradual Disempowerment Monthly Roundup

There's a saying "writing about music is like dancing about architecture" These are just computing systems deployed in the real world, on workstations and phones and rack servers in datacenters. Solve the problems with code and architecture, as our ancestors have done since time immemorial.

Not sure what talking about it in these broad leaky abstractions accomplishes, or e.g. how the European Commission thinks this prevents them from being disempowered when they control none of the stack.

Re:Agents don't need memory. They need documentation on Sunday October 04, 2026 @12:32PM (#49955361)
Astra already does this as default behavior. The funny part is subagents are limited to depth of 1, which is I think the only thing stopping each Astra subagent from just delegating to their own subagent. The model seems trained to achieve goals without actually doing any work if possible.
Re:Don't be fooled–LLMs don't reason on Friday October 02, 2026 @10:35AM (#49934007)
"Intelligence measures an agent's ability to achieve goals in a wide range of environments"

Interestingly in 2019 this was the author's take. He now appears to be confusing/conflating between LLMs and agents in a way that helps argue his case about "System 1", but his prior view seems more metaphysically robust.

https://youtu.be/wTSbvYBx4eg?si=MfTBFsE2kA3TE6EE&t=189

Re:Cloudflare K2: serverless event streams on Friday October 02, 2026 @09:12AM (#49933186)
It's because for providers the bottleneck isn't capacity (which is dirt cheap) but IOPS and bandwidth

This is known as Stockholm Syndrome.

Re:LinkedIn Larpmaxxing on Wednesday September 30, 2026 @08:51AM (#49908208)
I wish there was an alternative but at least there's not much right wing propaganda and it does just work.

Go on corposlop site centered around betraying your humanity by method acting as lobotomized drone slaves of global transnational capitalism. I lie and sign myself to lies! At least no "right wing propaganda" though.

Re:UnoDOS on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @09:53PM (#49903428)
i'm assuming if you know what the code is doing you don't need to audit them...

Right, who among us hasn't hand-written and shipped a twenty-two machines family of legacy operating systems atop a bespoke hypervisor you could explain from the top of your head.

This project looks like a labor of love and its quite cool. Haters gonna hate, but if you actually go read the Markdown there's been a lot of elbow grease put in making this work: https://github.com/hmofet/unodos/blob/master/pc64/FIX-PLAN.m...

Re:Nvidia wants to put a watchdog chip next to every AI agent on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @01:00PM (#49896490)
it's just about making sure that if you depend on some bits it's known that you depend on precisely those bits

Yes, just know all the bits the work depends on prior to doing the work, and then the work can be done airgapped.

Re:Updated Google Maps shows destruction of the city of Rafah on Tuesday September 29, 2026 @08:46AM (#49892283)
I was more opposed to the Iraq war than 99.9% of Americans, and this is just ahistorical bullshit.

You can go look at Basra right here:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Basrah,+Basra+Governorate,...

Over a million people live here. The estimate was that "448 to 593 civilians were killed due to coalition military operations", orders of magnitude less than Israel has killed. Basra was not wiped off the map or seized and annexed by coalition forces while the population was herded into a concentration camp.

It is simply slander against the US military to suggest they have in the 21st century done anything like what the IDF has done in this genocide.

Re:Updated Google Maps shows destruction of the city of Rafah on Monday September 28, 2026 @10:15PM (#49887267)
Most people in Israel have not, and probably will not see this

It is outside their zone of interest.

Re:Nvidia wants to put a watchdog chip next to every AI agent on Monday September 28, 2026 @04:41PM (#49884061)
(I use nix for this) ... If the shell doesn't have what it needs, that's a bug which the agent can fix by declaring new dependencies

Few realize that computing and AI alignment were solved by nix years ago. As each nix user transcends towards enlightenment, they cut themselves off from all internet and human contact. Total ego death. Only nix remains.

The next step is to reach beyond the bounds of Earth’s orbit. I’m excited to announce that we are working with our commercial partners to build new habitats that can sustain and transport astronauts on long-duration missions in deep space. These missions will teach us how humans can live far from Earth – something we’ll need for the long journey to Mars.

The reporter who covered the moon landing for The New York Times, John Noble Wilford, later wrote that Mars tugs at our imagination “with a force mightier than gravity.” Getting there will take a giant leap. But the first, small steps happen when our students – the Mars generation – walk into their classrooms each day. Scientific discovery doesn’t happen with the flip of a switch; it takes years of testing, patience and a national commitment to education.

When our Apollo astronauts looked back from space, they realized that while their mission was to explore the moon, they had “in fact discovered the Earth.” If we make our leadership in space even stronger in this century than it was in the last, we won’t just benefit from related advances in energy, medicine, agriculture and artificial intelligence, we’ll benefit from a better understanding of our environment and ourselves.

Someday, I hope to hoist my own grandchildren onto my shoulders. We’ll still look to the stars in wonder, as humans have since the beginning of time. But instead of eagerly awaiting the return of our intrepid explorers, we’ll know that because of the choices we make now, they’ve gone to space not just to visit, but to stay – and in doing so, to make our lives better here on Earth.

- Barack Obama, "America will take the giant leap to Mars", October 2016

Speaking as a crab in a bucket, for all the very real WorldX achievements there's a certain Muskcrab fatigue if you haven't noticed. He's done enormous job to sour fellow crabs on the idea of leaving this bucket.
Re:Ember-1 on Sunday September 27, 2026 @02:43PM (#49869572)
The result? Ember-1 set a new Pareto frontier for Bedside Bench across both open and closed models including GPT-5.6 Sol, GPT-6 Astra, and Claude Opus 5 on cost/task.

"Pareto": 8 hits

"Opus 5.5": zero hits

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