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So you'd tolerate your co-workers passive aggressive bullshit?

The "don't touch my screen" thing is fine by me, but that mardy shit can fuck off, either say it or get out.

Re:Tell HN: The 2 best things I love about HN on Monday August 17, 2009 @04:27AM (#767623)
1) Fast turnover of stories 2) the 250ish limit means I can actually run out of reading and get back to working
“No Smoking. No Spitting. The MGT.”
Damn, now I want to take my pants off and smear my hands across your screen.

Honestly, if you started getting up and walking away every time I came to your cube, I'd be there 3 times a day and half of the other people in the office would be in on it and find it hilarious and you'd probably end up in the cupboard crying and hand in your notice.

Seriously just say "please don't touch my screen" instead of this hilarious behaviour.

I just pointed at your screen, did I leave a mark ?
If they are not an asshole "please don't touch my screen" is all you need to say.
Re:Ask HN: Programming books to read while on vacation? on Monday August 17, 2009 @04:04AM (#767592)
You made the wrong choice, TLS would have changed your world. Now you're slumming it.
Re:The Rise of Hacking on Friday August 14, 2009 @06:44AM (#762763)
When all you had was the machine and some electricity you had to learn. Typing listings made me good at debugging. Basic with inline assembler, the sheer joy.

javascript, keep it

Re:The Rise of Hacking on Friday August 14, 2009 @06:43AM (#762760)
a/v pfft, that was a signal generator and an oscilloscope when I was at school!
Re:Duff's device: do + switch fall-through = loop unrolling on Thursday August 13, 2009 @08:03PM (#762043)
Duff now works at Pixar. But before that worked on http://9fans.net/ Plan9.

Including the shell still in use today http://doc.cat-v.org/plan_9/4th_edition/papers/rc best shell ever

And my favourite web browser : Mothra

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothra_(web_browser)

while you argue over css / tables - try writing for a browser that has neither !

Re:3D Printers for $750 on Thursday August 13, 2009 @03:04PM (#761471)
The Utah teapot is used in 3d demos because of it's topological properties, though it does make a cameo in Toy Story.
Re:Confess HN: Share your Immoral Hacks, Codes or Tweaks on Friday July 31, 2009 @09:47AM (#734401)
Fixing "Star In Their Eyes" with "an amazing response to our internet voting" to choose the winner.

That was lulz

Re:Confess HN: Share your Immoral Hacks, Codes or Tweaks on Friday July 31, 2009 @09:46AM (#734396)
Opening port 0 on NT4 would lock up the machine, I wrote a script to do it to all the dial-up ISPs running NT at 18:03
Re:Going solo: PC repair. Have you done it? on Friday July 31, 2009 @09:12AM (#734319)
Think about what happens when you break a client computer by accident, say accidentally pulling a molar when its plugged in but now it wont start up because the spike blew the mb, or when you knock something off the shelf in a person's home and it smashes into bits on the floor.
Re:Silly Javascript on Saturday July 25, 2009 @04:04PM (#723604)
Arrays are not hashes
Re:"Marriage is for white people" on Saturday July 25, 2009 @04:00PM (#723599)
Blacks and their slavery shoulder chip, GET OVER IT

Newsflash : "more Irish were sold as slaves to the American colonies and plantations from 1651 to 1660 than the total existing “free” population of the Americas"

http://www.ewtn.com/library/HUMANITY/SLAVES.TXT

http://www.scoilgaeilge.org/academics/slaves.htm

From 1641 to 1652, over 500,000 Irish were killed by the English and another 300,000 were sold as slaves. Ireland's population fell from about 1,500,000 to 600,000 in one single decade. Families were ripped apart as the British did not allow Irish dads to take their wives and children with them across the Atlantic. This led to a helpless population of homeless women and children. Britain's solution was to auction them off as well.

During the 1650s, over 100,000 Irish children between the ages of 10 and 14 were taken from their parents and sold as slaves in the West Indies, Virginia and New England. In this decade, 52,000 Irish (mostly women and children) were sold to Barbados and Virginia. Another 30,000 Irish men and women were also transported and sold to the highest bidder. In 1656, Cromwell ordered that 2000 Irish children be taken to Jamaica and sold as slaves to English settlers.

http://www.africaresource.com/rasta/sesostris-the-great-the-...

Re:F.A.S.T. Pulls In $1 Million In Six Weeks on Saturday July 25, 2009 @04:23AM (#723104)
I thought the story was going to be about the Federation Against Software Theft http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federation_Against_Software_The...
Re:Thoughts on making regexs easier to read on Thursday July 23, 2009 @04:12PM (#720251)
The easiest way to read regexs is to learn the syntax!
Erik Jorgensen, he looks like a guy to spend a beer with, chatting about the latest Soapbox dancing baby videos.

Had anyone even heard of this service?

I have no idea what your beef is, I think you have a stick up your ass about something.

Why you think you're some sort of web "expert" is beyond me. A real expert wouldn't be using javascript for this for a start.

Punishing third parties because of some moral crusade is dumb.

Slows down the web hahahah jeesh.

Re:Set Based Filesystem idea on Saturday July 18, 2009 @12:21PM (#711874)
You want to make your way in the CS field? Simple. Calculate rough time of amnesia (hell, 10 years is plenty, probably 10 months is plenty), go to the dusty archives, dig out something fun, and go for it. It's worked for many people, and it can work for you.

-- Ron Minnich

Re:Ask HN: Does this concern anyone else? on Thursday July 16, 2009 @03:38PM (#708605)
I'm going to follow you because that's my path too (though Digg was short lived).

The process is known as "the September that never ends".

Slashdot is a bit better now days though the rate of submission is slow.

Re:Amazing new css and 3d features on Thursday July 16, 2009 @03:31PM (#708586)
Wow effects one can only dream of, if you live in 1990.

HTML is lame

Re:Inferno Distributed Operating System on Thursday July 16, 2009 @02:18PM (#708449)
I'll also anticipate the questions :

Inferno is an operating system built using similar principles to Plan 9. Everything is a file and 9p is the glue (called Styx in Inferno). However the core of the system is the Emu virtual machine. The system and drivers are written in C but the userland programs are written in Limbo and executed in the VM which can JIT compile it if necessary. It runs on multiple architectures X86, ARM, PowerPC and Sparc.

Another great feature is that the whole shebang can run as a user application in Windows / Linux / OSX / BSD / Plan9 / Solaris and even as an ActiveX control in Internet Explorer!

There is a program wm/wm which presents a draw device with the same protocol as Plan9 which takes a headache out of porting familiar Plan9 programs like Acme. This has also enabled a spin-off Acme-SAC (Stand Alone Client) which is basically Acme for $OS - http://www.caerwyn.com/acme/

Limbo is a statically typed, garbage collected language with built in primitives for CSP style coding ( http://swtch.com/~rsc/thread/ )

    hear(c : chan of string; ip : string)
    {
        result : string;
        # code here for opening and listening
        c <-= result;
    }

    c := array[4] of chan of string;
    spawn(hear, c[0], "123.123.123.10");
    spawn(hear, c[1], "123.123.123.11");
    spawn(hear, c[2], "123.123.123.12");
    spawn(hear, c[3], "123.123.123.13");

    (i, s) := <-c;
    sys->print("%s came from %d\n", i, j);
Re:Inferno Distributed Operating System on Thursday July 16, 2009 @01:49PM (#708409)
Strange thing to post without further comment.

I'm a professional Limbo / Inferno programmer if you want to ask any questions.

Some of my code is here

http://www.kix.in/plan9/mirror/sources/contrib/maht/limbo/

> the way IE works in totality with Windows

just doesn't get it / care

Re:SSH server 0-day exploit on Tuesday July 07, 2009 @04:31PM (#692389)
The monoculture has an invader, adapt or die.
Re:On randomized algorithms (in C) on Thursday June 25, 2009 @06:35AM (#673427)
Sorry, I don't understand you. The big NATO photo is linked from the last URI. Or do you mean the first one, I just found it on google images, I was looking for pics from Holzman's Beyond Photography (http://spinroot.com/pico/) which features pics of Doug when he was at Bell Labs and they were inventing "photoshopping" but they are all in the PDFs and I didn't have the inclination to extract them.

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