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Re:Ting Gigabit Fiber Internet on Saturday April 25, 2015 @09:20PM (#9440146)
CenturyLink installed FTTH here a few days ago. When I called Comcast to cancel, it sounded like they intended to put up a fight until I mentioned the word "gigabit." Immediately took the wind out of the poor rep's sails.
Re:Trampolino: Arduino powered liquid pouring system on Monday September 29, 2014 @09:41PM (#8386353)
Great Scott!
Re:Localtunnel.me on Monday April 14, 2014 @08:19AM (#7585681)
Yeah, that's what I thought this was at first. Naming it the same as an existing project with the same purpose is negligent at best.
Re:NSA Rejecting FOIA Requests by US Citizens on Sunday July 07, 2013 @09:04AM (#6001901)
Child's play, really.
Re:US Healthcare is an Embarrassment on Tuesday May 14, 2013 @08:12PM (#5709318)
I don't have any personal hardships with the existing system, but whenever I see my statement of benefits where a doctor bills $X and insurance pays them $X/4, I always scratch my head and think, "This is normal? There has GOT to be a better way!"
Re:Why you should take your 20's seriously on Thursday November 01, 2012 @03:27PM (#4729243)
Well, shit.
Re:iPhone 5 on Wednesday September 12, 2012 @03:12PM (#4512493)
Oh. You were serious. I feel bad for laughing now.
The code path for that case must be delightful.
Re:Apple Submits Updated Campus 2 Plans to Cupertino on Wednesday December 07, 2011 @05:05PM (#3326313)
Ahh, you're right. I took a look at the PDFs and the blue circle indicates emergency access routes.
Re:Apple Submits Updated Campus 2 Plans to Cupertino on Wednesday December 07, 2011 @03:01PM (#3325630)
A road? Were you looking at the floor plan for one of the underground parking levels?
Re:Winamp for Mac on Friday November 04, 2011 @07:56PM (#3198262)
Well I'll be monkey's uncle.
Re:Winamp for Mac on Friday November 04, 2011 @05:46PM (#3197832)
It's like how TCBY used to be "The Country's Best Yogurt" but is now "This Can't Be Yogurt."

Win now stands for the-opposite-of-lose, instead of Windows.

Re:Apple's 1987 Knowledge Navigator, Only One Month Late on Tuesday October 04, 2011 @05:42PM (#3073050)
Behold, the power of OpenDoc!
I'm not seeing this, in latest Safari or Chrome. Anybody else?
Re:Doodle or Die - our "bizarrely addictive" Node Knockout game on Thursday September 01, 2011 @05:58PM (#2951979)
when I tried to draw "procrastination" it killed the server, apparently.
Re:The technology inside Apple's $50 Thunderbolt cable on Thursday August 18, 2011 @05:38PM (#2901213)
Having active cables also leaves the door open to optical Thunderbolt cabling in the future, without the need for new hardware.
Re:Apple Reports Third Quarter Results on Tuesday July 19, 2011 @04:51PM (#2783017)
So many billions.
Re:Why Comcast Should Be Sued on Friday July 15, 2011 @10:37PM (#2769946)
Kind of a tangent, but it frustrates me to see when a company makes its decisions based on the desires of its shareholders (by legal obligations or otherwise). The way I see it, this behavior only serves to weaken a company. Sure, the shareholders get their 5¢ dividends, but it's usually at the cost of a superior product offering.

Capitalism, man…

Re:BankSimple: A Bank That Doesn't Suck on Wednesday June 22, 2011 @06:35PM (#2685676)
I'd hate to see your list of questions posed to a potential mate.
Re:Arduino.js on Monday May 23, 2011 @07:19PM (#2577992)
Interesting demo, but I feel a bit duped since it's not a pure JS implementation. I expected something written to work with NodeJS, but instead I found a browser-based JS library that talks to an instance of Flash on the page.

Still, kudos to the author for coming up with this experiment.

I see it as two separate concerns. The first time around, folks criticized the result of the "open" nature of the platform (i.e. fragmentation). Now, these folks are criticizing the so-called hypocrisy in the "open" mantra itself.
Re:Google to build its own office space on Monday May 09, 2011 @05:46PM (#2530338)
The race is on now between Apple and Google! Who will be the first to break ground on their respective paragons of green corporate campuses? I am giddy with anticipation!
Re:JavaScript performance and a Webkit hotspot on Monday May 02, 2011 @01:14PM (#2506991)
Looks like WebKit has problems appending to a very long string. The less we can do that the better, so I came up with this solution:

  var dest = 'apple';
  while (dest.length < 100000) {
    var out = '';
    for (var i=dest.length-5, end=i+10; i<end; ++i)
      out += dest[i];
    dest += out;
  }
That brought the time from about 4 seconds to a more respectable 90 msec.
Re:Bertrand Serlet to leave Apple on Wednesday March 23, 2011 @12:36PM (#2360106)
What kind of button would you want to press?
Re:IPhone Needs a New Home on Tuesday March 01, 2011 @02:36PM (#2276871)
That's quite the theory you've cooked up there.
Re:Ode to the App Review team on Friday February 04, 2011 @01:54PM (#2180621)
That's some top shelf snark right there.
Re:Skip The Water on Thursday January 13, 2011 @10:33PM (#2102435)
An interesting thought, but the square was just a masking tape outline that couldn't be messed with.
Re:Skip The Water on Thursday January 13, 2011 @10:06AM (#2099974)
I remember back to the days of my youth. My friends and I were participating in Odyssey of the Mind one year, and we had a problem to solve during the state finals.

The goal was to build a bridge that could transport marbles from one side of a 12-inch square to another without anything touching the surface within the square. With a meager set of supplies (postcard, paperclip, rubber band, etc), we scratched our heads for a bit. But in a flash of inspiration, we built a bridge spanning two adjacent sides.

We thought it might've been too clever, so we asked the judges to reiterate the rules. They didn't mention the opposite side. Just another side.

We took home 1st prize.

Re:Video And Screenshots Of Android 3.0′s Surprise Appearance on Tuesday December 07, 2010 @01:05PM (#1979913)
I enjoyed that feature, but the gesture feels backwards. Seems that a swipe up rather than down would be better for rotating to an oblique angle. Imagine a rotating whiteboard (e.g. http://j.mp/g2KHGc). Standing in front of it, you'd want to push on the top half ("swipe up") to rotate the face upwards.

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