m4re

Link please. My wife's a groomer and recently evaluated the available software there, not many options - would like to see the similarities.

I didn't hear a thing. The keynote and/or lightning talks that were happening during this were pretty loud, and I was paying attention to those (although it certainly doesn't look it from this snap, heh).

The way heads are rolling, I wonder if I'm next?

I'm the guy in green in the center of the photo (completely oblivious to this whole situation).

In 2006, as inotify first hit the kernel, some friends and I wrote fsniper [1] to accomplish this same task. There's also incron [2] which is similar. In today's parlance we'd call fsniper "opinionated" about its workflow.

[1] http://github.com/l3ib/fsniper [2] http://inotify.aiken.cz/