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They didn't figure out that careless methane emissions caused an accelerated warming cycle that caused tundra melts in the arctic to release stored carbon into the atmosphere in 2022 using 1st world science. It already happened and explains the increase in temperatures clearly.

They'll be chasing their tail in that comedy skit for another 27 years due to lack of purpose. They did all of that in crayon.

The data for that cycle has been available since the turn of the century :p

The fake emotions are hilarious and the fake math to solve illiteracy is just a waste of time :)

Willful ignorance is their problem.

Re:Automating the detection of geographic and temporal features on Thursday November 17, 2022 @04:20PM (#33645896)
We already know why it happened. No amount of compute can answer the obvious.

Its easy to adapt using basic science :)

No word yet on the offset the nord stream blowout caused, in addition to the tundra melts that occured <air quotes> naturally </air quotes>.

Re:Crypto dominoes fall in the wake of FTX's collapse on Thursday November 17, 2022 @03:29PM (#33645189)
It was more of a scarcity pun with all the tulips needed for all of them getting buried :p

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/law-of-supply-demand.as...

https://poemanalysis.com/idiom/pushing-up-daisies/

Re:Crypto dominoes fall in the wake of FTX's collapse on Thursday November 17, 2022 @02:40PM (#33644460)
It was polite joke about pushing up tulips :p

Notice how I didn't say disemboweled with entrails all over the place with all of the fud being distributed about cryto ponzis/vaporware.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/eviscerate

Literacy is fun the mental in your case :p

Re:Automating the detection of geographic and temporal features on Thursday November 17, 2022 @01:29PM (#33643373)
Yay! When they add the datasets for tundra melting and unaccounted methane emissions, deep-learning can finally figure it out with quality datasets :|

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/melting-tundra-re...

2=1+1 in 2022 :)

Thanks data!

Re:Magnitude 5.4 earthquake in western Texas on Thursday November 17, 2022 @01:20PM (#33643228)
The 21st century has so many options, even in a changing environment.

Japan has their styrofoam homes that answers earthquake damage prevention designs outside of pagoda architecture:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FxcIWmKlBiw

And the "Lift House" architecture makes a lot of sense in flood prone areas using simple bamboo techniques:

https://www.prosunarchitects.com/lifthouse

Its not too far of a stretch to see how these two technologies compliment each other.

New construction has a lot of innovation to enjoy :)

Re:Why Office Buildings Are Still in Trouble on Thursday November 17, 2022 @12:17PM (#33642185)
Location, location, location has evolved to too much overhead, not enough innovation, factory farming density diseases.

Even reading, writing and "rhythmatic" has devolved into illiteracy, picture story fiction and fabricated inferior integers in some cultures.

"Know child left behind" I believe they called it in a terse language, not to be confused with broken english (fake emotions about nothing) :p

Life expectancy is a personal goal and akin to the DNA lottery. You can't win if you don't play :)

"Just because all of the other kids do it" is more relevant today than ever :p

https://www.toledoblade.com/a-e/food/2015/06/23/70-of-Americ...

Edit: I didn't make the stats :)

Re:The Seven Levels of Busy on Thursday November 17, 2022 @10:32AM (#33640294)
Technology added the phrases "set it and forget it" and "one and done".

Analog (some) can chase their tail and consider that busy while innovation is onto the next goal.

Re:Crypto dominoes fall in the wake of FTX's collapse on Thursday November 17, 2022 @10:19AM (#33640059)
They are just pushing up the price of tulips. Thats all :p

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dutch_tulip_bulb_market...

Did they even get a moment of silence?

Vaporware has a way of eviscerating

They do indicate that upwards of 70% of the population are on prescription meds.

https://newsnetwork.mayoclinic.org/discussion/nearly-7-in-10...

You don't go there for health

Wealth breeds health :)

Re:AI Found a Bug in My Code on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @09:41PM (#33634259)
Is that just an algorithm with defined ranges?

It has to use/learn data within a defined scope, so even with dozens of algos, they are all well within defined ranges of variables.

Still within reason to be called well written software that performs the tasks that it was designed to accomplish.

Re:Magnitude 5.4 earthquake in western Texas on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @09:28PM (#33634164)
It looks like 3D printed homes with various materials are an option nowadays compared to old fashioned dirt huts.

I was surpised to not see more homes on stilts on a visit to Texas this year, where my gps showed an altitude of -20ft in eastern Texas.

Re:Elon Musk rehires Ligma and Johnson, who never worked there on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @09:22PM (#33634126)
Well, if they needed an NFT or holiday card photo... There they go
Re:Elon Musk rehires Ligma and Johnson, who never worked there on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @08:39PM (#33633802)
Ligma Johnson & Musk sounds like a Dewey Cheatham & Howe, Moe Larry & Curly, Huey Dewy & Louie or Alvin Simon & Theodore parody in the making
Re:Magnitude 5.4 earthquake in western Texas on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @07:44PM (#33633353)
It'll be interesting to see if this was another fracking induced event.

https://www.vox.com/22891806/texas-earthquakes-oil-gas-drill...

Re:Infosys leaked FullAdminAccess AWS keys on PyPI for over a year on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @07:25PM (#33633153)
They could always segment networks to satisfy modern goals :)

And puppy mills explain the aptitude with some company cultures :p

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy_mill

Re:Tech Talent Now? on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @06:48PM (#33632731)
Is there really any specific "one size fits all" problem to even utilize the skills?

Climate is different everywhere. The color palette in different regions are more than just latitude. Dry, wet, hot, cold.... It depends.

Cultures are different. I doubt the same page exists for many cultures. "Been there, done that" is a loaded philosophy in the 21st century.

Customs are different everywhere. Kinda makes you want to high-five everybody in the middle east with your left hand and give a thumbs up to every aussie you meet.

Lifestyle is different. Just using longevity as an example is what makes mediterranean diets and certain asian lifestyles unique among a crowd.

Perspective is usually a combination of each, so "one size fits all" is usually a watered down concept.

With the age of compute in full swing, the fabricated numbers from decades prior lets you know some generations do it differently as well.

Re:Crypto company's collapse strands scientists on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @05:16PM (#33631639)
The innovation has been so good, I got to skip most of the fiction entertainment outlets.

I would suck at pop culture trivia :)

Re:Infosys leaked FullAdminAccess AWS keys on PyPI for over a year on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @04:46PM (#33631167)
Oh gosh... TCP/IP is a resilient protocol and would route around any countr(y/ies) opting for modern standards. The world would continue to spin.

I didn't say "puppy mill" regarding infosys... So.... Its just another puppy mill :)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puppy_mill

As you were :p

Re:Crypto company's collapse strands scientists on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @04:37PM (#33631054)
I just got free crypto from a timeshare promotion on oceanfront property in Arizona... FOMO is not my problem :|

As an aside, this post from 2008 does point to all of the carbon being released from the 1st meter of soil/permafrost, which has probably since melted.

https://phydeauxpseaks.blogspot.com/2008/08/you-know-that-ol...

Re:Infosys leaked FullAdminAccess AWS keys on PyPI for over a year on Wednesday November 16, 2022 @04:01PM (#33630520)
TCP/IP (aka the Internet) followed a linear similar to agriculture/factory farming. 2022 is a good time to dump the diseased riddled prone density equations for domestic protocols to skip the obvious cesspooling of illiteracy.

I got to enjoy the internet with a population of 16 million and noticed the degredation shortly after a population of 1.1 billion, causing the ratio of illiteracy to skyrocket.

https://www.internetworldstats.com/emarketing.htm

1st world countries would have an Internet population with domestic networking protocols of the year 2000 for the US, 1998 for Japan, 1997 for the UK, 1996 for Austrailia, etc.

https://www.worldometers.info/world-population/population-by...

The quality data would not change in the 1st world. Good news travels fast :)

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