imploder

No. Math is made of the universe.

This is the new war on drugs. And it's not going away until something worse replaces it.

Something like an implanted thought-veto-filter, that replaces seven ounces of your brain with nanotechnology to govern approved thoughts (...or detonate a subcranial kill squib).

  One of these deficiencies involved the Minuteman silos, 
  whose internet connections could have allowed hackers to...

  One of these deficiencies involved the Minuteman silos, 
  whose internet connections...

  ...Minuteman silos, whose internet connections...

We are decades past the point where it made sense to have ICBM silos connected to The Internet. The civilian internet is not the kind of thing that should be capable of addressing an ICBM silo.

Yeah, dude, totally! Like, people are stupid for not trying to price gouge every stranger they encounter.

Who doesn't think like that? If demand is high, it's the perfect excuse to exploit people. Why would anyone try to rationalize a reasonable exchange, when they can rip desperate people off?