holyjeebis

Don't be evil, bro. Eric Schmidt smells everything you do.

Throw enough shit at the wall and some of it will stick.

At least there will be no shortage of easy work for security analysts if people keep encouraging morons to think they should be developing web applications.

I'd be terrified if this guy had done work for me previously. How exactly is it that someone like this guy ends up being a "Professional Software Engineer"? Has the bar been dropped that low?

Soon every child will be born with its own "startup".

I've come up with a formula...

<large font><made up word - typically something like boopnik, slurpio, cloppertrin, etc>Do <something that has been done 5,000 times>, <faster, better, more, gooder, bestester, more better, simply, less hard, more easier></large font> blah blah blah blah blah, here's a picture of us sailing and helping the homeless, because we're unique. Give us money. Thx.

...because in order to really protect your customers' data, you should share it with more clueless children who think javascript should be used for everything.

What does the creepy looking mannequin have to do with the article?