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Re:Looking at C++14 on Friday March 14, 2014 @10:51PM (#7403272)
Im sorry your too much of a pussy to just write C.

Anomalies: Why Flight 370 and your keys are *hard* to find.

Human beings are not wired to understand "anomalies", things that don't "normally" happen.And thats why we call them that. But worse, they blind us to incoming information and prevent us from finding the truth.First, as preamble Ill make a bold statement. Flight 370 out of Malaysia is in the South China Sea exactly where it went off radar.The "investigators" have a case of "I cant find my car...

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Re:Looking at C++14 on Friday March 14, 2014 @09:28PM (#7403074)
For the love of God, or some other entity you find holy or unholy.

Stop using this bastard of a language. Its an offront to software engineering and must simply die

Re:Fucking Shell Scripts on Friday March 14, 2014 @09:26PM (#7403065)
Wow that fucking sucks. Installing rails to run a shell script, no thanks I think I would rather blow my brains out.
Re:Systems Past: The software innovations we actually use on Friday March 14, 2014 @09:25PM (#7403059)
Quite a load of shit. Those innovations are now taken for granted and the "this was then", "this is now" comments it where you see the leakage in the arguments.

Im not going to quote anything from this to dismiss it. Its simply wrong, a bit extreme, and out of context. You would have to be an idiot to buy the entire premise.

Re:An open question (rant) about Node.js on Friday March 14, 2014 @03:19PM (#7401127)
When people start describing how Node works rather than bloviating blind praise, the first thought I have is, Windows. Yeah thats how windows works too. Im totally sold now!
Re:Agile Is Dead: The Angry Developer Version on Wednesday March 12, 2014 @11:37AM (#7386219)
Agile is the Waterfall-aholics meeting of software engineers. I personally could give a shit about chanting mantras that say this -over- that and I think anyone who spews them in a blog post or otherwise is a nutjob. I dont "believe" in any of this crap. I have work to do.
Re:Why Puppet, Chef, Ansible aren't good enough on Tuesday March 11, 2014 @09:51PM (#7383472)
Maybe we should just ask God to make our servers work. Since we are on the topic of religion anyway.
Re:Why Puppet, Chef, Ansible aren't good enough on Tuesday March 11, 2014 @09:50PM (#7383466)
Another "functional languages make everything better", load of crap.
Re:What Are Your GCC Flags? on Monday March 10, 2014 @04:57PM (#7375649)
here's mine:

-u -r -s -t -u -p -i -d

Re:Ask HN: What happens to older developers? on Monday March 10, 2014 @03:39PM (#7375212)
In in my mid 40s, went through some life burnout due to trying to start my own business, and had to come back to just being the most solid engineer I can be.

I do contracts almost exclusively because I have no faith in the employment market as an employee given the current trends in hiring.

Also I dont feel that being an employee makes me more of a team player, In most places contractors are doing the real work and employees are sitting around chatting over the water cooler. Id rather get work done.

Im a generalist and in spite of the rather idiotic statements about that in the first comment, its really the only way to go, if you are not a generalist you are likely not employable regardless of your age. Any shop that has hordes of 20 year olds spitting out HTML/CSS is wasting their time.

The beauty of being a generalist is that once you have enough experience and a core set of tools, you can add new ones or not at your leisure. The pace of things is really not that fast, about 80% of all tools that get released are just junk that noone will remember in a couple years.

One benefit of being an older developer, is that in a decent shop people tend to notch down the bullshit factor, because they know you have heard it before.

Conning people into doing things that are stupid is reserved for the 20 somethings.

Re:Ask HN: What happens to older developers? on Monday March 10, 2014 @03:33PM (#7375179)
"The problem for some people is that these kinds of more generalized roles put you in charge of systems that do not have the sort of clear-cut deterministic behavior you remember from your programming days", what could you be possibly talking about? So generalists work on non-deterministic systems? Clear-cut? Gimme a break man that statement and perhaps your whole remark is a load of bull. You are making a statement that generalists arent programmers. Generalists make more money than anyone else except for security specialists.
Re:Whatever Happened to MSX Computers? on Sunday March 09, 2014 @04:04PM (#7369760)
I remember having one of these. But I had completely forgotten about it until I read the article. Logo, wow.
Re:To Wash It All Away [pdf] on Saturday March 08, 2014 @09:22PM (#7367187)
"First" websites were written in the late 80's early 90's probably before you were born.

The web is a gargantuan piece of trash. Throw your HTML on the pile if you want. Take two and call me back in 10 years when you have realized what a fool's errand developing for the web is.

Actually these are just regs on the driver, as a citizen I can get into any fucking car I want on any fucking terms I want and the police have nothing to say about it.
Re:I Opted My Kids Out of Standardized Tests on Friday March 07, 2014 @01:01AM (#7358751)
Yes and you see it in full grown adults, whose only capability was ingrained in them to conform to social norms until they got their degrees.

Once they have done this, and therefore are completely entitled, they take out their entitlement anxieties on everyone else who was smart enough to learn what they needed to and didnt give a shit about social conformity or status entitlement.

Their collective anger at themselves is what creates homelessness.

Re:I Opted My Kids Out of Standardized Tests on Friday March 07, 2014 @12:59AM (#7358739)
The rule of thumb in social situations I use is, the minute someone pressures you into something, its the wrong thing to do.

Satoshi Nakamoto's identity is unimportant and taudry

The man who is now suspected but not proven to be the inventor of bitcoin, is now effectively, in a literal and figurative sense, a victim of mob rule.Although being curious and maybe even finding the real man is not without it's singular reward of knowing that, the consequences of that for the man himself whether he is Satoshi or not are significant...because of US.If you believed in the value...

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Re:My side project: Rank your tech company based on culture on Wednesday March 05, 2014 @01:43AM (#7345707)
How about a real response. FUCK YOU
And the articles you quote are BULL FUCKING SHIT
After Apple and now GNU, henceforth no SSL distribution should be accepted at face value without proof of continuous automated testing results. Period. This is a scandal now.
Down with Creepware! Down With Creeps!

I herewith, define thee:Software? No Creepware.

<p>If this industry is not to become a pack of lying scoundrels who lie to themselves, their wives their "ahem", customers(?), we must as a passive, conventional form of ethic categorize, acknowledge and inform everyone we have the pleasure of associating with the notions and the discrete differences of the following subject I am about to unfold to you.<p>Creepware.<p>Software...

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Re:Your Path to a $16B exit? Build a J2ME App on Friday February 21, 2014 @02:27AM (#7275827)
I have to say this is the wrong conclusion. J2ME and the stuff that runs it runs on is in the past.

Its simply a waste of time. So Im not sure why the OP focused on this. Let's not make up reasons this guy got bought out beyond a few dinners with Zuck and a whole lotta luck.

Re:Geeksphone launches the first multi OS smartphone on Friday February 21, 2014 @02:16AM (#7275810)
Total entropy, like the 20 variants of linux that cant establish a wifi connection.

Please save me from your tower of phone-babble. I dont care, and Im not going to spend time in your insane bouncy house of doom.

Fuck off.

Re:Visual Programming Languages – Snapshots on Friday February 21, 2014 @01:54AM (#7275760)
But a programming languages goal is to make the Earth. Not to represent it.
Re:Visual Programming Languages – Snapshots on Friday February 21, 2014 @01:42AM (#7275732)
All I can say about this is thank you.
Re:Clean, Modern Objective-C on Thursday February 20, 2014 @02:46AM (#7269480)
And thats all bad and why inheritance and encapsulation in obj C are kind of rough on you.

But on the other hand, it discourages something thats overused in other languages. Inheritance!

Obj-C would do well to find a better composition mechanism to make most of the inheritance issues a secondary concern.

Re:Clean, Modern Objective-C on Thursday February 20, 2014 @02:44AM (#7269466)
I agreed with you for about ten years, and then I stopped doing that because of the OPs example but also because idiomatic c and c++ are written this way and I just decided to stop swimming upstream after reading enough of it.

But it can be very confusing when dealing with dereferences. So I feel you there. Doing C for 15 years you just get used to it.

Re:Clean, Modern Objective-C on Thursday February 20, 2014 @02:39AM (#7269453)
Build some stuff with Reactive Cocoa before you jump on that bandwagon. It pollutes the stack of everything it touches and its not very useful unless you use it pervasively...

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