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Re:Coyote v. Acme (1990)
on Wednesday September 09, 2026 @08:29AM (#49625466)
How big a miss in not turning production and direction over to Bob Odenkirk?
Re:A web page that shows you everything the browser told it without as...
on Friday May 08, 2026 @04:07PM (#48068071)
Something attacked my computer.
I shut the page, and some old one popped up.
I shut it, and they popped up again
I shut my browser, and Notepad++ was filling with <cr><lf>
I closed Notepad++, closed every open app, and restarted.
Re:The APL programming language source code (2012)
on Saturday April 11, 2026 @07:41PM (#47734933)
I went out to talk with a guy, back in about 1995, in Chicago, fired up APL on his notebook, loaded the JPMorgan Risk Metrics data set, fiddled a bit, and reduced the thing to a one-line formula in an interactive window - like a Jupyter Notebook.
Re:Programming Patterns: The Story of the Jacquard Loom
on Thursday February 05, 2026 @02:34PM (#46903984)
I chatted with Gemini about it seems close:
"""It sounds like you were using the Jacquard J100 or J500 specifically as a "shared-logic" workstation.
...
The Software: AM Jacquard "Data-Rite"
While Jacquard was famous for its Type-Rite word processor, the spreadsheet-like functionality for bankers was likely a component of Data-Rite.
Here is why your description fits so perfectly:
Row-Column Text Format: Unlike modern spreadsheets that are "cell-centric," these early systems were often "record-centric." They functioned more like a flat-file database, with each row a record and each column a field.
The "Formula Bar": In Jacquard’s system, you didn't usually put a formula into an individual cell. You entered a "Procedure" or a "Calculation Rule" at the top of a column.
"Drawing Down": When you "drew the bar down," you were essentially telling the mini-computer to execute a Batch Process on the text file. It would sweep through the records, applying your math (e.g., Col C = Col A * Col B) to every row in the file."""
It was old when I got there. I never saw any manual; they barely let me touch it.
Re:Programming Patterns: The Story of the Jacquard Loom
on Thursday February 05, 2026 @10:50AM (#46900985)
I worked on an early spreadsheet and word-processing system at Lehman Brothers back in about 1984. The system was called Jacquard.
The investment bankers built comparative financials in this system and printed them out on 14x11 folded paper.
The deal was that you could enter formulas into a bar, with a formula for each column, and drag the bar down to apply the formula to the cells.
Re:Sumerian Star Map Recorded the Impact of an Asteroid (2024)
on Saturday January 31, 2026 @08:35AM (#46836562)
I bought the book "A SUMERIAN OBSERVATION OF THE KÖFELS’ IMPACT EVENT" by Mark Hempsell, and Alan Bond. Tried to do a film adaptation, about 10 years ago.
One part in Sumer and another in the Alps.
Re:Try to Take My Position: The Best Promotion Advice I Ever Got
on Tuesday January 06, 2026 @10:47AM (#46513785)
My early boss had a different approach. If you want a promotion, you need to have people in place who can do your job. That was touchy. If I had people capable of doing my job, what would happen when we do layoffs (which happened regularly)? But it was also through a period of strong growth, so the boss needed proven people in place to take on new opportunities.
Working for a firm during its strong growth phase is very different from trying to climb a 10,000-deep corporate ladder.
Re:Estimating the Perceived 'Claustrophobia' of New York City's Street...
on Thursday October 30, 2025 @09:34AM (#45759880)
Obviously, he's never been to Rikers.
Re:Is Fortran better than Python for teaching basics of numerical line...
on Tuesday September 23, 2025 @08:49PM (#45354833)
I was going to mention APL, then decided to scroll through the discussion.
Re:Nothing to watch – Experimental gallery visualizing 50k film posters
on Tuesday July 29, 2025 @11:23AM (#44724543)
Chrome in Windows 11
Re:Nothing to watch – Experimental gallery visualizing 50k film posters
on Tuesday July 29, 2025 @08:02AM (#44722231)
I had a look, then heard the fan on my pc ramp up...
32.0 GB (27.8 GB usable)
AMD Ryzen 7 8845HS w/ Radeon 780M Graphics 3.80 GHz
Re:Personal care products disrupt the human oxidation field
on Sunday June 29, 2025 @01:49PM (#44414937)
This is why I get outside and sweat every day.
Re:How to Force Your Kids to Do Math?
on Sunday April 20, 2025 @09:35AM (#43743686)
Get a set of dominoes. Make up games with them.
Re:Why hasn't commercial air travel gotten any faster since the 1960s?...
on Monday February 10, 2025 @09:47AM (#43000895)
I remember, in the mid 90s getting up at 6:00 am, taking a taxi to LGA and catching a 7:00 am Shuttle to Washingto DC so I could be at a 9:00 am meeting.
Re:Why I Hate the Index Finger (1980)
on Tuesday November 19, 2024 @02:50PM (#42187383)
I play string bass. Many suggest you focus your attention through the thumb of your left hand as you practice.
Re:What Was the Biggest Art Theft in History?
on Thursday January 18, 2024 @04:15PM (#39047857)
Ever seen The Monuments Men?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monuments_Men
Re:Grow and Keep Big Muscles
on Wednesday January 03, 2024 @08:22AM (#38853735)
I think Mark Ripptoe is the best guy on what and how to do it. His explanation of what to do and the details of how to do it in his book Starting Strength are astonishingly detailed. An engineering process document on how to build strength.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Rippetoe
Re:Did English ever have a formal version of "you"? (2011)
on Sunday December 24, 2023 @04:41PM (#38757142)
I'm gonna use this: "Thou art a jammy bugger!"
Re:Is Bach the greatest achiever of all time?
on Sunday December 24, 2023 @09:58AM (#38753836)
Dolly Parton
Re:A Record Number of Billion-Dollar Weather Disasters Hit the U.S. in...
on Wednesday December 20, 2023 @12:17PM (#38710986)
A bit of battlefield preparation for the coming massive insurance rate increase for eastern coastal cities? perhaps.
Re:How to Work Effectively with Someone You Don't Like
on Wednesday November 29, 2023 @04:45PM (#38465752)
I live in Nashville now. That job was on Wall Street.
I am not religious.
Re:How to Work Effectively with Someone You Don't Like
on Wednesday November 29, 2023 @10:28AM (#38460589)
Years ago, I had an issue with a coworker. My mentor told me to pray for them. I cursed him but did it anyway.
About six months later, a different coworker came to me and asked, "How do you get along with X? They really seem to respect you."
I told him that I prayed for X.
He called me an axxhole.
Re:Private Equity Is Devouring the U.S. Economy
on Monday October 30, 2023 @10:13AM (#38069698)
Sarbanes-Oxley
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/s/sarbanesoxleyact.asp
Re:Linear Book Scanner – The open-source automatic book scanner
on Monday September 18, 2023 @09:05AM (#37555562)
I am allergic to dust mites. After about six months on a shelf, I can't touch a book without getting an allergic reaction.
Simply dusting or even vacuuming the exterior doesn't work. This gizmo looks like something I can use to rid a book of dust mites so I can read it.
Re:Crucial system of ocean currents is collapsing; ‘affects everyone o...
on Tuesday July 25, 2023 @01:44PM (#36866318)
Here is the #1 story on HN right now
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-023-39810-w
Re:Chicago’s Railroad Problem
on Tuesday July 25, 2023 @08:01AM (#36861036)
What type of fiend rotates a map of Chicago ninety degrees counterclockwise?
Re:Null Island Is One of the Most Visited Places on Earth. Too Bad It ...
on Friday April 21, 2023 @10:43AM (#35654507)
Colonel Bleep - and it is called Zero Zero Island
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonel_Bleep
Re:Ask HN: Tools to Learn Music Theory?
on Friday March 24, 2023 @07:30AM (#35287644)
Rick Beato is the Sal Khan of music theory
Re:Punctuation Matters: How to use the en dash, em dash and hyphen
on Sunday March 12, 2023 @10:52AM (#35120690)
yup